To: matrix
Got Lost?
Forgot?
Could not find car keys?
Forgot Aids name and therefore could not ask want was on the schedule today.
Spilled drink on his only shirt
Bus broke down
Gold fish died
socks did not match
Went to store, could not remember why, or where he was, or who he was.
15 posted on
11/02/2002 4:10:00 AM PST by
Lockbox
To: Lockbox
When people reach a certain age, they become more concerned about the hereafter.
They walk into a room, stop, and say "Now, what am I here after?" 8^P
To: Lockbox
Remember Stockdale? At the least, even he showed up. "Who am I? Why am I here?"
To: Lockbox
Forgot one.....Had to change his diaper.
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