[Shermy]

Rest in Peace Beer Foot

Two previous stories:

Oct. 27
Man Helps Raccoon Caught In Beer Can (Florida, With Pic)

Oct. 31
Hurt Raccoon Draws Plenty Of Attention (2nd Hold Muh Beer Alert, With Pic)

[Dog Gone]

The raccoon was apparently an alcoholic, and it wouldn't surprise me at if he had some sort of drug problem, too.

Look at that sucker. He looks just like every other skinny transient you see hanging around under freeway overpasses.

He probably died because he didn't get his normal fix.

Junkie. Good riddance.

[Physicist]

The Paws That Refreshes? I don't think so!

[Mat_Helm]

Looks likes James Traficants hair peace was on the streets and drinking heavily after the conviction.

[vetvetdoug]

Beer Foot found the next morning with DIC.....dead in cage. A somewhat common disease in wildlife rehabilitation cages, humane societies, and veterinary clinics. Raccoons are meaner than the proverbial junkyard dog.

[Calvin Locke]

A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
"A sense of obligation."

-Stephen Crane

[Guillermo]

Raccoons are disgusting, dirty animals, full of disease and are nothing but a nuisance.

Good riddance.

[Cicero]

Somebody had better call the DNC. Maybe they can arrange a big televised funeral and turn it into a political rally.

[mhking]

Follow-up raccoon ping!

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"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

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[NautiNurse]

Gives a whole new meaning to raccoon ugly.

[Russell Scott]

I don't get the Muh Beer Alert. What does it mean? Its it a beer worshipping cult?

[dead]

“We’re not sure why she died,” said specialist Rebecca LeBlanc.

She realized that the whole world now knows she drinks Coors Light, and she died of embarrassment.

[muir_redwoods]

I used to jog a few miles every morning in the neighborhood back before all that running hurt my knees. For some reason more than half of the beer cans I saw discarded on the roadway were Coors Light.

Now I'm of the opinion that throwing away such a "beer" is about the best course of action in most cases but I thought it strange that the Coors Lightempties showed up on the roadside so much more frequently than other brands.

Oh yeah, sorry about your pet but it was about the ugliest cat I ever saw!

[Dan Day]

I'm waiting for Ted Rall to blow the lid off the Bush Administration's staged-to-look-like-an-accident assassination of this raccoon.

[Lessismore]

A lot of blood probably indicates that it gnawed on its paw. Is PETA going to sue because they negligently didn't post a suicide watch?

[ApesForEvolution]

One round in the cranium would have been far less expensive and more humane.

The other THOUSANDS of dollars that were surely wasted on a RACCOON could have clothed and fed those MEN and WOMEN in the community that could have survived another cycle and voted democr@p.

[Tennessee_Bob]

WHAT DID BUSH KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

[Jonathon Spectre]

RIP, you destructive, deceptively cute vermin.

[LibKill]

Rest in Peace Beer Foot

Do not grieve. There are lots more where that varmint came from.

[Grampa Dave]

I'm sure that beer foot will be voting for the Rats all over America this coming Tuesday.

[MrNeutron1962]

Too bad, last thing I heard was she was in vey series condition. Maybe a moose bit her?