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Gray Davis Burma-Shave Jingles!
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| 31 October 2002
| RightOnTheLeftCoast
Posted on 10/31/2002 12:09:14 PM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
Hey gang, let's have some fun at Gray Davis' expense!
Contribute your very own "Burma Shave" jingles! Useful for needling DemocRats! Fun for chanting at Freeps!
Here are a few suggestions... make and post your own! You might find http://www.rhymezone.com to be helpful as you compose your own brilliant contributions.
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Have a hoot
Bribe and loot
Vote for Davis
Graft is good!
...Lose the Gray...
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Or how about:
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Deficit, Deficit
Rah, Hooray
Spend into oblivion
Davis all the way!
...Lose the Gray...
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Or even:
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Affordable Pollution
Can be yours today
Just make a contribution
at eGray.org today!
...Lose the Gray...
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Then...
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Lies lies lies
And money too
Are all we need
To vote for you
...Lose the Gray...
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TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Editorial; Free Republic; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: California; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: billsimon; burmashave; calgov2002; graydavis
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Go get 'em Freepers!
To: Ernest_at_the_Beach; ElkGroveDan; Gophack; DougLorenz; Doug Fiedor; forest
Ping and sing!
To: *calgov2002
Ping
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Click here to download the California Republican Liberty Caucus' tri-fold pamphlet on the governor's race!
It's a .pdf file, so you'll need Acrobat Reader... it's free, and chances are good you already have it on your computer. Try the link and see.
Print it using the printer-icon button in the Acrobat toolbar in your browser (not File|Print in your browser's menu). It's intended for double-sided printing using single pieces of paper-- no stapling needed if you do it that way, and saves trees! ;-) Print one side, then invert the paper and feed it through a second time for the second side. Fold, and sally forth to get out the vote!
Give this to friends, walk your neighborhood, take it to stores, give a wad of 'em to your school, hand some out at your house of worship, at clubs, at stores and small businesses...
Let's retire Gray Davis!
Let's show the media and RINOs that "It's the base, stupid!"
Let's show Gray Davis that money can't buy him love ...or re-election!
Freepers and RLC activists can claim considerable credit for nominating Bill Simon, so now let's elect him!
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Gray is red
Just like Ted
And come the 5th
He's politically dead!
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posted on
10/31/2002 12:14:38 PM PST
by
meandog
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Bump. :-)
To: meandog
Gray and Hillary
Sitting in a tree
So-C-I-A-L-S-T
First Comes Tuesday
Then Comes Tax Hike
To Hell Goes The State
In A Hand-Bas-Ket
To: Doug Fiedor
The schools are quickly failing
The power's out of course
But Gray's Got $70 Million in bribes
So the Times is sure to endorse
...Lose the Gray...
To: meandog
Gray says build no more freeways
Gray says no power plants
Gray boosted spending by a third
Taxes to follow, mark my word
...Lose the Gray...
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Pay to play
is the only way.
Don't like the game?
Then stay away.
Lose the Gray.
-PJ
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Simon says
I can't be trusted.
I'll seal the docs
So I won't get busted.
Lose the Gray.
-PJ
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Energy
is in a crisis.
But if you blame me
You're being divisive.
Lose the Gray.
-PJ
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Gray--the color choice of Southern Rebs
But in cal-lee-forny it's for gays and lebs
And it just goes to prove this little pun...
The only Davis worth a damn was "Jefferson!"
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posted on
10/31/2002 12:42:25 PM PST
by
meandog
To: Political Junkie Too
(Sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle):
Winona Ryder left the store
Her pilfering was detected
Davis governs just the same
So should we re-elect him?
...Lose the Gray...
To: Political Junkie Too
How about if I try my hand at haiku?
money politics
a governor gone corrupt
lose the gray
To: meandog
My post right after your #13 was rather appropriate! :-))
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
See the governor?
Don’t be funny!
We ain’t got that
Kind of money.
...Lose the Gray
Rising taxes,
Business leaving.
Just the cost of
Davis’ thieving.
...Lose the Gray
To: DougLorenz
Excellent! Haiku is taught in school here...
Like half my classmates
I'll fail my achievement tests
Thank you Gray Davis
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Rolling Blackouts and H-VAC squeals
Under-the-table Democrat deals
But don't you worry, don't you reel
Gray's put another chinchilla on our power wheel!
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posted on
10/31/2002 1:02:05 PM PST
by
meandog
To: DougLorenz
More haiku:
Donate to Davis
Coastal Commission says "yes"
See how easy now?
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