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What Reasons Will Loonie Left Use To Excuse The Sniper? Post Your Idea Here

Posted on 10/24/2002 5:39:01 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul

The loonie left is having a mental meltdown because the sniper doesn't fit the knee jerk stereotype liberals have of conservatives. It wasn't an angry chain smoking meat eating white Southern Christian Republican male.

It looks like it's an Islamo-fascist who if he hadn't been caught, would surely have joined their "Hate America" rally this Saturday.

They're already making excuses. So post what you think they'll use as an excuse here here.

Best guess wins a cup of fair trade, organic, shade grown coffee from a Berkeley Starbucks.


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To: heckler
Any word on which one of my guns they'll be trying to ban over this?

All of them.

41 posted on 10/24/2002 5:56:10 AM PDT by tet68
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To: Doctor Raoul
Post-pardon depression.
42 posted on 10/24/2002 5:56:38 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Corporate Law
If I win, do I actually have to go to Berkeley to pick up the cup of coffee???

Yes and Al Gore says pedal. No internal combustion engines allowed.

43 posted on 10/24/2002 5:56:44 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Doctor Raoul
The pledge of allegiance has brainwashed us all into thinking that these suspects are anti-American.
44 posted on 10/24/2002 5:56:45 AM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: Lee'sGhost
It's gotta be retaliation for NASA having EITHER faked the moon landings OR enviro-trashed that rock in space by leaving a bunch of equipment up there.
45 posted on 10/24/2002 5:56:55 AM PDT by alancarp
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To: paltz
The new Black Panther party said Bush "encouraged" the sniper

Damn, missed it...........

46 posted on 10/24/2002 5:57:16 AM PDT by Lockbox
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To: section9; hchutch; BlueLancer
Why don't one of you FR infiltrators go over there and announce that Farrakhan is starting a recruiting drive for the Fruit of Islam?

Gee, I always thought the "Fruit of Islam" was an Iranian gay rights group.

47 posted on 10/24/2002 5:57:36 AM PDT by Poohbah
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To: Doctor Raoul
Well, let's run down the endless possibilities....

1. If the bullet don't fit, you must acquit!! (My favorite!)

2. The Twinkie defense.

3. Mother was a dope-smokin hooker. Father unknown!

4. Where's my 72 virgins???

5. Hey, I was just kiddin'!

6. George Bush is the REAL criminal, fry him, not me!

7. If Gore were President I'd be given a Cabinet post!

8. It's Society's fault.

9. It's the Republican's fault!

10. Sue the public school system for its failure to properly educate me!

11. The Jews shot these people, not me!

48 posted on 10/24/2002 5:58:19 AM PDT by Doc Savage
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To: Bonaparte
As we speak, a Frenchman is feverishly writing the last chapter of a book showing how Bush/Cheney/Rummy put the guy up to it.

The French are our allies. As we speak, a brigade of French paratroops are dropping on Baghdad. Their mission? Show the Iraqis how to surrender.

49 posted on 10/24/2002 5:58:43 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Mark Felton
He didn't get his reparations money yet.

I think we have a winner.

50 posted on 10/24/2002 5:59:04 AM PDT by katana
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To: Doctor Raoul
The excuse will be, these men were disenfranchised from their vote in Florida in the Bush/Gore election.
51 posted on 10/24/2002 5:59:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Doctor Raoul
LOL! If you're gonna hire a teacher hire the best!
52 posted on 10/24/2002 5:59:47 AM PDT by alpowolf
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To: Lazamataz
Actually, I like the al-Qaeda-is-a-CIA-black-op paranoia running around on DU.

Of course, Shrillary! will blame the FJBs :o)

53 posted on 10/24/2002 6:01:31 AM PDT by Poohbah
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To: Doctor Raoul
The real Dragnet will commence now to find the real culprit, the white supremacist that Pi$$ed him off and created these victimized stereotypes. I'm waiting for the media to tie this to the military and the increase in spending by the Bush administration! ...waiting.... developing
54 posted on 10/24/2002 6:01:35 AM PDT by carlo3b
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To: section9
These people hand us a gem at least once a day.

As a kid we called them "doggie diamonds".

How many f-words in it?

55 posted on 10/24/2002 6:01:37 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Doctor Raoul
Anger over "stolen election."

That was easy.

56 posted on 10/24/2002 6:01:41 AM PDT by big gray tabby
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To: Doctor Raoul
Paid by a white guy
57 posted on 10/24/2002 6:02:36 AM PDT by VMI70
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To: Doctor Raoul
What Reasons Will Loonie Left Use To Excuse The Sniper?

10. What did Bush know? And how did he know it?

9. Steven the Dell Spokespunk told him to do it during a mescaline trip.

8. Once saw "Funny Girl," and is angry that Babs is now getting dissed by the English-speaking world for being a wackjob.

7. Post-traumatic voter stress syndrome left over from Election 2000.

6. "Bet you honkies won't be laughing NEXT TIME Brother Jesse brings up reparations!"

5. The shooter's natural reaction to a hanging chad in a municipal election.

4. Temporary dementia brought on by having to drive a Chevrolet Caprice (currently being recalled for blowing up like sweaty dynamite when hit from the rear).

3. Understandable, free-floating frustration about The Man.

2. Couldn't get DSL service in his underserved, low-income neighborhood.

And the Number 1 Reason ...

1. Shiny objects distracted him from not gunning down people.

58 posted on 10/24/2002 6:03:53 AM PDT by strela
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To: Doc Savage
Ah, the possibilities that DU might come up with...

1. If Gore were President, the snipers would have surrendered to him after the first day.

2. If Gore were President, the snipers would have worn Birkenstocks.

3. If Gore were President, the snipers would be Angry White Males.

4. If Gore were President, we would have killed bin Laden by now.

5. If Gore were President, then snipers would be ducks (as in, "noose").

6. If Gore were President, the snipers would have surrendered to Martin Sheen.

Any takers?

Be Seeing You,

Chris

59 posted on 10/24/2002 6:04:25 AM PDT by section9
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To: Doctor Raoul
The press will blame it on the "incredible despair they felt" when their brothers in Iraq were being "targeted" for attack by the "American Imperialists"
60 posted on 10/24/2002 6:05:12 AM PDT by OldDominion
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