[Doc Savage]

Well, let's run down the endless possibilities....

1. If the bullet don't fit, you must acquit!! (My favorite!)

2. The Twinkie defense.

3. Mother was a dope-smokin hooker. Father unknown!

4. Where's my 72 virgins???

5. Hey, I was just kiddin'!

6. George Bush is the REAL criminal, fry him, not me!

7. If Gore were President I'd be given a Cabinet post!

8. It's Society's fault.

9. It's the Republican's fault!

10. Sue the public school system for its failure to properly educate me!

11. The Jews shot these people, not me!

[section9]

Ah, the possibilities that DU might come up with...

1. If Gore were President, the snipers would have surrendered to him after the first day.

2. If Gore were President, the snipers would have worn Birkenstocks.

3. If Gore were President, the snipers would be Angry White Males.

4. If Gore were President, we would have killed bin Laden by now.

5. If Gore were President, then snipers would be ducks (as in, "noose").

6. If Gore were President, the snipers would have surrendered to Martin Sheen.

Any takers?

Be Seeing You,

Chris