What Reasons Will Loonie Left Use To Excuse The Sniper? Post Your Idea Here

[Doctor Raoul]

The loonie left is having a mental meltdown because the sniper doesn't fit the knee jerk stereotype liberals have of conservatives. It wasn't an angry chain smoking meat eating white Southern Christian Republican male.

It looks like it's an Islamo-fascist who if he hadn't been caught, would surely have joined their "Hate America" rally this Saturday.

They're already making excuses. So post what you think they'll use as an excuse here here.

Best guess wins a cup of fair trade, organic, shade grown coffee from a Berkeley Starbucks.

[Marysecretary]

Well, let's make sure they have the right man, first. Has he confessed? Are there others involved? He's a democrat? Surprise, surprise. The democratic party always attracts the finest in America.

[cody32127]

they did it because the republicans are going to steal their social security

[sauropod]

You wouldn't be so snide if you were in a divorce situation and had the misfortune to be a man.

[cynicom]

No need to go elsewhere to see what Muslim apoligists have to say. There are plenty of them all over FR this morning.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Hehehe

[Thommas]

So why are so many "conservatives" falling for this "let's hang 'em" theme?

That's what I was wondering. What ever happened to 'innocent until prover guilty'? Oh, wait, I forgot, this is Amerika. These guys have already been tried and found guilty in the eyes of the public.

Well, it appears that the defense lawyers are already preparing their screed. This is the work of white militia groups who have obviously set up these two innocent citizens. We all remember that those fascist militia groups were under investigation when these two hapless souls were hauled in by the Man. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, we submit to you and your reasonableness that the Government framed our clients when it was discovered that white Republicans were the real culprits. It is reasonable to doubt that these followers of the Religion of Peace could have perpetrated these heinous crimes since you all know that only whites kill people of color.

Looks like a slam dunk to me...

[SouthernFreebird]

and had the misfortune to be a man.

Bwahhahahaha......your funny.

[sauropod]

Not funny.

[b4its2late]

Listening to talk radio drove him over the edge......

[SouthernFreebird]

Ha! I think sauropod just might prove you right.

[Man of the Right]

Bush and Ashcroft will be blamed. They made him do it.

[SouthernFreebird]

Looks like a slam dunk to me...

the 'fightin whiteys'

[Orbiting_Rosie's_Head]

They will say he fits the profile of Timothy McVeigh. Right-wing military type with chip on his shoulder

[section9]

I know, he was banned from DU because they considered him too far to the right.

That just set him over the edge.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[Psycho_Bunny]

Global warming.

Er...cooling.

"Global" something, anyway.

[Budge]

Using DUspeak:
"It couldn't possibly be Williams even if he did switch to Islam. After all, we all know Islam is a religion of peace!"

Back to normal speak...I checked one thread on DU and they do not like using "John Allen Muhammed" but call him by his old name of "Williams" all the while fussing at Fox and others who use Muhammed. =o)

[Destructor]

Because it is important for Mooze-lims to maintain their shooting skills to ward of attacks by angry, white, male, Right-wing extremists!