Democratic Party Wins "Weaseliest Organization" in Dilbert Poll

Dilbert.com as reported by CQ ^ | October 23, 2002 | CQ Reports

[Dems_R_Losers]

LOLOLOL!

[Paul Atreides]

I wish I had known about this poll!

[lds23]

Bwaaahahahaha!

[My2Cents]

France was the surprise winner

France has announced it will voluntarily surrender this honor to Iraq.

[Henchster]

"...France was the surprise winner.."

What terrible reporting, EVERYBODY already knows France is the "weaseliest" (and most cowardly) country in the entire Universe.

[JAWs]

No shock. MLB is more incompetent than weaselly. Besides, the MLB's union are the real weasels.

[RooRoobird14]

Where's the poll? I couldn't find it on the web site.

[mc5cents]

I wish I had known about this poll!

Me too!! Where are those "Freep This Poll" people when you need 'em?
But what the hey. I would have voted for the Demorats and France too so I guess it dosen't matter. :-)

[The South Texan]

The AP reported this? I wonder if Jennings, Brokaw, Rather, CNN, MSNBC, et.al will follow the same? Doubt it. I wish I could have voted!

[Duke Nukum]

This is from the Dilbert email newsletter #43.0 which came to me yesterday:

Weasel Poll Results

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Here are the results of the Weasel Poll on Dilbert.com. Don't blame
me for any of it. I was only one of the 19,000 voters.

I'm not entirely sure why France beat out Iran, North Korea, Iraq,
Pakistan and Saudi Arabia as the weaseliest country. I suspect we
got a lot of votes from England.

Weaseliest Organization

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Democratic Party 5,727
Major League Baseball 4,118
White House 3,700
Congress 2,702
Republican Party 2,333
FBI 872

Weaseliest Country

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France 6,684
Saudi Arabia 4,488
Pakistan 3,601
Iraq 3,453
North Korea 669
Iran 285

Weaseliest Company

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Microsoft 7,661
Arthur Andersen 3,908
Enron 3,621
WorldCom 1,381
Rite Aid 1,255
Merrill Lynch 576
Tyco 535
Qwest 486

Weaseliest Profession

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News reporters 4,875
Lawyers 4,447
Politicians 3,539
Tobacco executives 3,484
Oil executives 1,159
Accountants 1,098
Advertising executives 926

Weaseliest Individual

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Martha Stewart 4,734
Gary Condit 3,810
Marie Reine Le Gougne 3,475
(French Ice Skating
Olympic Judge)
Kenneth Lay (Enron) 3,284
Michael Jackson 2,009
Dennis Kozlowski (Tyco) 810
Gary Winnick (Glob. Cross.) 483
"Chainsaw" Al Dunlap 342
Sam Waksal (ImClone) 255

Weaseliest Religion

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Islam 6,112
Catholicism 5,227
Atheism 4,221
Protestantism 1,710
Judaism 1,147
Buddhism 239
Hinduism 233

[My2Cents]

hahah!!!! Martha Stewart out-weasels Gary Condit.

[Diver Dave]

Well, here in Condit Country, The Modesto Bee gave this page 2 coverage along with the picture from last year of ol' Gar raising his hand towards the photographer outside his lair in DC.

There is no love lost between Gary and the Modesto Bee and visa versa.

We Have Not Forgotten - Gary Condit's Rotten!

[Nam Vet]

Looks like there are a lot of potential Freepers that voted in that poll. They 'Freeped' the poll and didn't even know it. heh heh

Nam Vet

[ffusco]

and the propeller of the CVN Charles deGaulle keeps falling off! Such Hubris!

[desertcry]

How about that, the sheeples may have finally awaken! In a few years, elections may become totally irrelevant, if the democrats have their way.

[E=MC²]

Well, I'll bet that broke liberal scott adams heart.

[Right Wing Professor]

It was freeped. While others slept, some of us were doing our freeply duty.

[cavtrooper21]

As if there was ANY doubt... Poor Dems, they are just not given enough respect (SARCASM)

[SwinneySwitch]

Remember FReep'n most of the weiners!