Chief Moose Has A Message At 4:00 P.M. E.S.T.

/AP | 10-22-02 | my favorite headache

[My Favorite Headache]

Moose to speak all of a sudden about something important*

[fivecatsandadog]

CUT IT OUT, WHY DONCHA!!! i CAN'T STANDIT ANYMORE!!!! TOO FUNNY!

[LADY J]

"Your children are not safe anywhere at anytime..."

He said he is not releasing the rest of the message.

[Churchillspirit]

"I have always loved the "axed" word"

I received a sales call from the LA Times, when I ASKED the caller a question she could not answer, she said she would "Axe her supervisor". I then ASKED to speak to this supervisor and when I was finally put through to the supervisor, told her that I would not to subscibe to a paper whose employees threatened violence on each other.

[My Favorite Headache]

This screams of Al Qaeda and the EXACT threats we got.

[marajade]

He probably can't... the suspect is probably demanding him be the one to make the communication...

[Skywalk]

OK, sorry, heard Moose's statement. I figured there was a threat. Is this new information? Hmm, I wonder if this comes closer to Albert Q(Al Qaeda) as being a culprit.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Thith thoundth therieth.

[eno_]

He is chief because of his ability as a police officer...

That's a serious statement on your part? Did you even look at any of the many links to his resume and background freepers have dug up? This guy is a Janet Reno and Bill Lan Lee protege. In your eyes this is a good cop? Is there anything about his background that suggests he ever did anything worthwhile?

[TheLion]

We allready know our children aren't safe. Lets just make everyone more afraid. This is getting ridiculous.

[AmericanInTokyo]

I am urging my contacts over there to consider purchasing weapons for self defense if necessary. Even first time purchasers.

This is hard ball.

This reeks of Alpha Tango, too. They know the precise soft underbelly of America. And if not Alpha Tango, they for sure know it by now.

[lelio]

This screams of Al Qaeda and the EXACT threats we got.
Or someone that paid attention to the news and knows how to yank our chains and lead us down rat holes. Who knows? Without the exact contents of the message it could be anything.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Thith thoundth therieth.

DID you get your tongue peirced ?

[Ingtar]

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink".

[My Favorite Headache]

Al Qaeda phase 2. This is to protect all Muslims in the area. If the Moose went loose with the fact that the voice is Arabic...and then just released that info that children are the threat...muslims would be boarding planes back to the middle east in droves. This is a way to calm panic. This is terrorism. This is the exact terrorism we were warned about...it is happening. This is America now folks...get used to it. Until we seal the borders and get every single person accounted for..we are going to live like this daily.

[tracer]

Soon all of our kids will be playing "Sniper Says" during recess -- if they ever make it out to the playground again.......

[Skywalk]

Ladies Man imitations abound(mostly because of my quoting that movie that I've seen on cable way too many times ;)

[Republican Wildcat]

No kidding. That was a stupid press conference. Why in the world would he say something like that?

[AmericanInTokyo]

Wow. That was quite a news conference just now.

Not really surprised about the ratcheting up.

I hope the people catch the perp(s) before LEO. And are rescued by the cops just in time for their trial and later, their capital punishment.

[LADY J]

It's time for this to be taken out of the hands of the locals and treat it properly as a national security issue.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Because the sniper told him to... Chief Moose always does what he's told. An original thought would probably kill the man...