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I'm still going to put up that thread about "Helpful Hints for Living and Cooking during Breaking News" some time, but I honestly thought it would be in bad taste during this sniper attacks......some day when we need a laugh, I will

In a nutshell. Bathroom break during commercial. Pop food into the microwave on way back from the bathroom.

Retrieve food during next commercial. If no commercials, then substitute 'during repeatetive theorizing'.

[justshe]

Some of us (rolling eyes heavenward while feigning innocent expression) have installed a speaker in our kitchen so we don't miss a WORD while preparing food or fetching food from the microwave.

Some just don't understand news addiction.

[Spirited]

If you are really into it you simply do not eat, your bladder retention capabilities are increased infinitely. You have a kitchen/dining area set up containing computer, radio, short-wave, TV (with PinP--which gives one access to 4 or more news outlets with flicks of buttons)

You are also a news/prayer resource to everyone who knows you.