Maureen Dowd: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'

Drudge Report ^ | Oct 19, 2002 | Drudge

[The Raven]

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DOWD: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'

NY TIMES op-ed queen Maureen Dowd is planning to rip President Bush like she has never ripped before in a dispatch set for Sunday publication, sources close to the columnist tell DRUDGE.

Dowd, courting controversy, declares: "The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed. 'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"

Dowd refers to Bush as a "boy" no less than ten times in the column she's planning to file.

"'Huh?' the Boy said."

Dowd mocks.

MORE

"Boy Emperor was starting to feel bamboozled."

Dowd stabs.

'"Why are we mad at North Korea for flouting its international agreements when we flout our international agreements?' the Boy wondered."

Dowd pops.

"...the Boy pressed."

Dowd punches.

"The Boy Emperor was more befuddled than ever."

On and on Dowd goes until she hits 711 brutal words, and finally comes up for air.

[Cobra64]

Hmmm... The Euroweinies call President Bush "Cowboy." Now, this bitch refers to him as an "Emperor." Can't people agree on anything? /sarcasm

[cpdiii]

Mad Ivan have you ever considered immigrating to Colonies? You would have a home in our great land.

[The Great Satan]

The faded suck queen of 43rd Street labors long and hard before squeeking out another shrivelled little turd of a column. Pass the sick bag, Alice!

[Arkie2]

Doubtless the treaties she refers to that we don't honor are the ones that expired or the ones that Clinton signed but the Senate never ratified. A liberal never lets the law get in the way of their convictions.

[MadIvan]

Mad Ivan have you ever considered immigrating to Colonies? You would have a home in our great land.

Considering the difficulties I have had finally getting everything right in my present flat in London, I can't really consider going anywhere for a while. ;)

My sincere thanks for the kind offer however. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[Clara Lou]

brain droppings
Excellent. Very funny, too.

[dead]

Dowdy has no venom for the “Grandpa Emperor” or her corrupt traitorous boss:

"Ah Miss Secretary, thank you for the billions in cash and the two new nuclear reactors,
I promise North Korea will never ever touch a nuclear program again... ever!"

What a bitter twisted dried up hag of a broad this typist is.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Maureen Dowd, vindictive, mean spirited, man hating, terminally mentally challenged, Clinton crotch watcher, Hillary wannabe.

[NWOhioGirl7O7]

What a great letter!
My applaud goes to you, Ivan!

[wingnuts'nbolts]

You certainly have a way with words! All, right on the mark. Thanks for my Saturday chuckle.

[The Raven]

Hmmm...after glancing over the first 20 or so posts.......looks like there's not too much value to this thread.

Probably can skip her column tomorrow as well, eh????

[Wondervixen]

You know, most women would back up a truck load of Hagen Dasz and sit down to The Movie Channel until the bitterness passed, but then, any SMART woman wouldn't have put herself in a position to be bitter for trusting a schmuck like Klinton to set her up with Michael Douglas as a diversion.

[NYS_Eric]

You'd think she'd refrain from telling age jokes, given the amount of Vasilene on the lens of the camera that took that picture.

ROTFL. Gotta add that one to my collection.

[Southack]

Dowd represents the cream of the elite crop of modern socialist thinking.

Which just goes to show you why socialism fails both bitterly and miserably everywhere it's tried.

And after a few more years of printing such pablum as that which Dowd pens, one wonders how we'll be able to differentiate between the old Gray Lady and a common supermarket tabloid...

[RGSpincich]

Free speech is a wonderful tool. From coast to coast people will realize how insecure and feeble this woman is.

[MadIvan]

You know, most women would back up a truck load of Hagen Dasz and sit down to The Movie Channel until the bitterness passed, but then, any SMART woman wouldn't have put herself in a position to be bitter for trusting a schmuck like Klinton to set her up with Michael Douglas as a diversion.

Also a smart woman would not be comfortable sleeping with the same person who slept with Sharon Stone, I should imagine.

Not without having seen him getting a huge dose of antibiotics, anyway.

Regards, Ivan

[Oschisms]

And that pic's 10 years old, at least. :)

[spycatcher]

The Dowd Rule

[clintonh8r]

Menopause must be Hell...

[Quicksilver]

Mo's writing is literally udder flatulence.