Posted on 10/17/2002 7:35:16 AM PDT by jimbo123
Wasn't it Dowd who cured him of his "Sex addiction"?
Maureen Dowd
Pulitzer prize winning columnist Maureen Dowd,
captured in a candid moment
(Dowd --- as you may have noticed from the Constitution's Viewpoints page,
which sometimes uses her columns --- enjoys tongue-in-cheek writing. The
day before George W. Bush's inauguration last month, the Constitution
published a column where she made up quotes from an inaugural planner
about how the Bush campaign wanted a return-to-the-Confederacy theme for
the festivities. It was intended to be funny. Some readers took it seriously. I
had to tell them it was a joke, just not a very good one.)
That reminds me of Liv and Steve Tyler - we always hear about Liv referred to as Steve's daughter. But what is little known is that she was raised by Todd Rundgren and her mother. Steve was MIA.
I'm very happy for the parents-to-be!
Note also the post#6 by Pokey78, which indicates that my comment that she was looking to queen it over everyone at her high school reunion was fairly close to the mark. HA!
I really, REALLY hope some overworked, mistreated mail room kid at the New York Times is printing these threads and leaving them on her desk.
As I said, I have no mercy when it coms to Dowd.
That's part of her problem but let me reach for the more obvious (not to Mo) reason:
Yes, little Mo, like most 'dowdy' gals in high school who wrote scornful articles for the school paper about 'lunk-headed' jocks like W, probably prayed every night that one of them would ask her out or even deign to speak to her. Trust me, I quit journalism because of these hypocrites (I hung out with the jocks dontcha know).
She excoriated the i42 in lieu of Mr. Douglas on matters of sex, but is has always been the 'jocks' that have turned-on but eluded the Dowdy one. She can never admit such 'improper' thoughts to herself, ergo her perennial PMS-like state.
Also, IMHO she also longs for non-squishy father/authority figures like Rummy and Cheney who represent the REAL MEN she has probably never attracted.
Schadenfreude never felt so good!
No more sissy talk about a guy who uses a chainsaw!! Go to your room!
I am really mean, aren't I?
Marc Racicot was just on Fox, and I am once again struck by how many of the men in this administration are both pleasant and attractive. Surely we could find one for Mo! It would be our duty as patriotic Americans.
Speaking as an unmarried (but now very attached) male, I would suggest that Ms. Dowd would have as easy a time finding a date, as I would in having success panning for gold in my shower. The mystery is not why Michael Douglas left her. The mystery is how he could tolerate her in the first place.
Oh, and if Ms. Dowd is reading this, to rub salt in the wound: I rather delighted that it is a British woman who stole Mo's thunder.
Regards, Ivan
ROTFL!
That falls in the fat chance category, methinks.
LOL! I'm afraid that if she got W in a room alone she might whip out her thong, before being shown the door in degradation and humiliation...I like it!
And yes, you are mean. It comes easy when we red-blooded American gals have to defend our heroes from the likes of 'women' like Maureen.
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