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The Dowd Rule
National Review Online ^ | 10/17/02 | Mark Goldblatt

Posted on 10/17/2002 6:18:41 AM PDT by WarrenC

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To: LisaFab
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Spooky, isn't it? Give Maureen another 20 years, and she will look just like Helen. Schadenfreude!

21 posted on 10/17/2002 7:49:04 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: WarrenC
When Maureen's idol V.I. Lenin died his brain was dissected and sliced into millimeter-thick cross sections. The communist elite wanted to see if he had an unusually large brain, as would befit such an intellectual giant. It turned out to be of average size, but displayed evidence of advanced syphilis infection. Perhaps Maureen should visit her doctor.
22 posted on 10/17/2002 7:52:09 AM PDT by hang 'em
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To: taildragger
Bingo, We did hear it here 1st, Section9 are you out there? Also What is The Authors screen name here on the Freep! He is either one of us or a Lurker!!!!!

Yeppers. I read it and agree.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

23 posted on 10/17/2002 7:52:33 AM PDT by section9
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To: Miss Marple
"as she gradually becomes the Helen Thomas of her generation"

If I had pictures of both side by side to post outside my house, I'll scare everyone this halloween! Maybe someone could Morph them together for an even more horrifying image!
24 posted on 10/17/2002 7:57:21 AM PDT by NYTexan
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To: WarrenC
KEYWORDS: CATHERINE ZETA JONES;...

Now that's funny!

25 posted on 10/17/2002 7:58:00 AM PDT by gridlock
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To: gridlock
Ah, that reminds me. Keyword ZETA JONES turns up a few more.
26 posted on 10/17/2002 8:01:25 AM PDT by dighton
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To: NYTexan
See my post 21. Heheheh.
27 posted on 10/17/2002 8:03:46 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
Jane, Jane, it's almost lunchtime here on the East coast - how could you?

Schadenfreude is a wonderful and healthy emotion, especially when directed at those who use it as a life/career tool.

28 posted on 10/17/2002 8:05:43 AM PDT by LisaFab
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To: Miss Marple
This wasn't the way things were supposed to turn out for her. Maureen really thought she was going to marry Michael Douglas and queen it over everyone at her high school reunion. Instead, she must attend alone and endure the pitying looks of those less brilliant classmates who have happy lives. All the columns and Pulitzer prizes will avail her nothing as she gradually becomes the Helen Thomas of her generation.

Beautifully said! You make me almost (but not quite) feel sorry for Maureen.

29 posted on 10/17/2002 8:06:39 AM PDT by FairWitness
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To: gridlock; Slip18
KEYWORDS: CATHERINE ZETA JONES;...

Now that's funny!

Thanks gridlock, LOL...

30 posted on 10/17/2002 8:08:40 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: gridlock
An unintentional funny - I have no idea how Catherine Zeta Jones and Zeta Jones got included in key words. Oh well.
31 posted on 10/17/2002 8:15:37 AM PDT by WarrenC
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To: okie01; Dog Gone; BibChr; Nita Nupress; Abundy
Ping - the best condemnation of the modern liberal media that I have seen in some time.
32 posted on 10/17/2002 8:22:25 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: NYTexan
Maureen longs for the rapist to be back in the Whitehouse.

She is not happy with Gore in 2004. She likes Kerry and Edwards but they are not well known.

Frustrated, she writes drivel hoping to ridicule Bush.

Sad... so sad. Her next stop may be The Brattleboro Retreat or The Institute of Living.

Fine accomodations for a person of her caliber... or lack of.

33 posted on 10/17/2002 8:34:53 AM PDT by johnny7
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To: Bahbah; WarrenC; maxwell; All
I think you will enjoy this.

Yes. Good article. Thanks for the post and the pingaroo !

Honestly, I don't know where Bush ranks in terms of gray matter against past presidents. What I do know is that he's perceptive enough to hire the strongest team of speechwriters since the Kennedy Administration, and he's secure enough to surround himself with folks (again!) like Dick Cheney, who whipped the butt of certified Democratic smarty-pants Joe Lieberman's in their only debate, like Donald Rumsfeld, a no-nonsense hawk who scares the bejeebers out of America's enemies, like Colin Powell, a charismatic moderate and diplomatic "good cop" to counterbalance Rumsfeld's "bad cop," and like Condoleezza Rice, who, in 2008, will likely become both the first African American and the first woman elected president of the United States. (For the record — and you heard it here first — she'll skewer Hillary, platitude by platitude, in a series of Nielson-bonanza debates and take the election in a landslide, thus officially dragging America out of the Clinton Era, that 16-year stretch of moral manure we collectively stepped in back in 1992.)

But to return to the issue of intelligence, or lack thereof, it is symptomatic of the intellectual state of the Left — and Dowd is its great exemplar in this respect — that rhetorical disdain has come to substitute for rational criticism. In just the last several weeks, she's belittled Bush as a latter-day character from the Beverly Hillbillies, as "the Boy Emperor" who needs a Rumsfeld-esque spiritual guide to explain foreign policy, as one of "that small coterie of bewildered guys [who confronted the hipness of the 1960's college students] in wide-wale corduroy trousers, Izod polo shirts and Sperry Topsiders," as "Junior" whose foreign policy is driven by his fear being called a "wimp," and as a desperate son whose goal is to "transform Baghdad into 'Hey, dad, that dude is history.'"



Pulitzer prize winning columnist Maureen Dowd,
captured in a candid moment


(Dowd --- as you may have noticed from the Constitution's Viewpoints page,
                             which sometimes uses her columns --- enjoys tongue-in-cheek writing. The
                             day before George W. Bush's inauguration last month, the Constitution
                             published a column where she made up quotes from an inaugural planner
                             about how the Bush campaign wanted a return-to-the-Confederacy theme for
                             the festivities. It was intended to be funny. Some readers took it seriously. I
                             had to tell them it was a joke, just not a very good one.)

                             

34 posted on 10/17/2002 8:42:05 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: dirtboy; dead
Took me a moment to get into his rhythm, but thanks to you, I did! It is a wonderful piece. Thanks. So many quotables!

Dan

35 posted on 10/17/2002 8:46:11 AM PDT by BibChr
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To: WarrenC
BTTT
36 posted on 10/17/2002 8:56:47 AM PDT by livesbygrace
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To: Miss Marple
Deep in her heart Maureen resents the fact that Laura Bush, the quiet librarian, captured the heart of the fraternity president while she, vivacious and intellectual Maureen, looks across the city room at R.W. Apple and Adam Clymer.

LOL too horrible a fate even for her.

37 posted on 10/17/2002 9:01:21 AM PDT by 91B
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To: xsmommy
Condi Vs. Dowd?

i would pay $$$ to see this!

Heck, Freepers would fill Yankee Stadium at $30/head for this match.

Of course, it would get old when Dowd would counter by saying, 'That's dumb', 129 times.

38 posted on 10/17/2002 9:10:58 AM PDT by TC Rider
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To: johnny7
"a person of her caliber... or lack of."

Seems she still gets attention by IMUS on PMSnbc.
fitting for that station though.
39 posted on 10/17/2002 9:14:20 AM PDT by NYTexan
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To: dirtboy
The author's premise seems to be:

The media elitists are not so much biased as they are not so smart.

He's got a point.

The Mainstream Media:
IGNORANCE ON PARADE

40 posted on 10/17/2002 9:16:38 AM PDT by okie01
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