"DNC Chairman Terry 'ThePUNK' McAuliffe's Sordid Past...and Present!!"
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
Mudboy Slim
The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATS gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How shall our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........
Mudboy Slim
26 October 2002...DeeCee Rally For Liberty and America's Troops...Washington, DC (Washington Monument)...Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville the other day, scratchin' my beard and wondering how the heck the Right's gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti-American Leftist RAT Whore'd......when--all-of-a-sudden--it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'...."Led Zeppelin IV...aka Zoso!!"
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
"The D.C. Chapter of Free Republic invites all FReepers and lurkers in good standing, as well as their friends and families, to join us in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, October 26, 2002 for the Patriots Rally for America II."
Put yer time and effort where yer mouth is, FReepers...MUD
BTW...and it's fun, too!!
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Limbaugh couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
MattDrudge couldn't conceive it!! The dude never seemed to listen to nobody else.
Dubyuh couldn't believe it!! Dude just had to find out for hisself...
There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:]
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave in the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd write it all down on FReeper threads and he'd bury it all around.
And on certain nights, if the moon was Right, he'd sing it out loud, with no sound...
Slim'd pour his heart out on the threads he called "Black!!" and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry young man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it...'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob, sure, he [had sincere doubts]!! Jim just had to find out for hisself...
There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:]
DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear Righteous Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard out back behind MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
367 posted on 10/14/02 1:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
BTW...did y'all hear the rumor that RUSH was gonna be at the DeeCee FReep on the 26th?!
"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Having read most of this thread I think MUD is suffering from a condition for which I invented a medical term to describe my own lapses of mental acuity--cephalorectodysplasia. Cephalo=head--recto=rectum--dysplasia=disordered growth."
Translation--head up the ass."
Please expound, Scholar, so that I might target my response more appropriately.
Or, you can keep FReepmailin' me yer little mindless insults privately like the gutless worm you are!!
Capiche?!
MUD
"Early buzz has suggested that Towers is the most horrific of the three Rings films, but Jackson remarks, "We don't reach Mordor yet, so the dark, scary stuff doesn't come until Return of the King. I personally think one of the scariest things in The Two Towers, though, is the Frodo/Gollum/Sam relationship. We took a lead from Tolkien, but have gone a bit further into the area of the psychological thriller. There is no action with Frodo and Sam in this film; they're simply slogging their way to Mordor, but the complication is Gollum, whom we briefly saw in the first film. He joins them very early on and they become a trio. The psychology of who and what Gollum is, and the mind games he starts to play on them, is kind of interesting."
I'm waaay psyched to see this movie...MUD
Somewhere down the line, we shall learn that Clinton's thugs had a hand in this...watch as the Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd springs into action trying to imply the GOP had something to do with this!! I GARE-RON-FReepin'-TEE IT!!
FReegards...MUD
"Back when Clinton was in power, I had a nice long discussion with two gentleman in his Secret Service Security detail, and I asked them what would happen if I said something so embarrassing to Der SchleekMeister that Slick came after me physically. Both agreed that American citizens have the Right to Defend themselves, and as long as I let Slick Willie get in the first punch, I would be within my rights to whup Slick's arse and the SS would not intervene until Slick's life was in danger."
FReegards...MUD
That would be a HOOt...MUD
"If McAuliffe is called to testify, there are many questions he should be asked. Most importantly, on what basis did he decide to sell his shares of Global Crossing, pocketing an $18 million profit from a $100,000 investment shortly before the company's collapse? At the time he sold his shares, McAuliffe served on the board of directors of the now-bankrupt Telergy, a telecommunications company based in Syracuse, New York that "swapped capacity" with Global Crossing. Global Crossing made such swaps days before it was required to release quarterly earnings estimates in order to meet projections. It doesn't take an economist to realize that two profit-seeking companies making an arms-length transaction would only swap assets of equal value. To create the illusion that it was profitable and thereby deceive investors, Global Crossing inflated the value of what it received in such swaps. McAuliffe was on the board of Telergy when its swap with Global Crossing was executed. As The Washington Times reported on September 12, 2002, "Mr. McAuliffe sold his Global Crossing shares in the fall of 1999. In other words, Mr. McAuliffe reaped his huge Global Crossing profit during the quarter following the month that his firm, Telergy, helped to inflate Global Crossing's revenues - and, hence, its stock price." Of course, McAuliffe knew to cash out his shares right before the clock ran out on Global Crossing's funny money swaps."
Interesting...MUD
Righteous FReegards...MUD
Now, who do the RATS call racist?! Sheeesh...MUD
"Rove ticked off the following attributes a "great" president must have:
Clarity of vision. "He has to see the big picture, the big challenges." And the leader must be able to communicate the big picture to citizens.
"Willingness to change strategy in a crisis to reach the goal.
"The ability to benefit from previous presidential legacies, good or bad, in times of crisis.
"Emotional intelligence. It's hard to explain this, said Rove. "It's an internal self-confidence." A good president can't lick his finger in the morning and put it in the air, judge public opinion and follow it. Rather, a good president decides what the nation needs and goes about convincing the public that he's right.
Respect public opinion but not be led by public-opinion polls. In the panel discussion part of the program, Deseret News/KSL-TV pollster Dan Jones said that any president who says he doesn't look at polls is not telling the truth. Rove agreed but added Bush has one strong rule: The president must announce a new initiative, then poll on it. "We poll after it's decided, yes. Not before," said Rove.
Build coalitions. Sometimes a president must go above party politics to do that. "But every good president is also the leader of his party — he can't succeed without it."
Surround yourself with a strong team. Top aides must be able to express themselves openly and honestly to the president, said Rove. This is one of Bush's strong points. He wants some tension in his Cabinet; he wants different views expressed. But he also demands loyalty.
Finally, a good president "must have a readiness to act."
"Rove said Bush is comfortable being president, has a vision where to lead. If people don't like it, then "he'll go back to Crawford, Texas, run his ranch and get a new pair of boots and watch baseball games and read some good books. I don't know why people (continually) underestimate him. But thank God they do" because he just surprises them by his abilities, said Rove."
FReegards...MUD