[RedBloodedAmerican]

[Paul Atreides]

"We have a report that a couple, going by the names Boris and Natasha, were seen driving away in the van."

[Kerberos]

Too Good. LOL

[Palladin]

"If you see this truck, do not, I repeat DO NOT call my office! Especially during Donut Break!!"

[cmsgop]

Good one.

[MHGinTN]

I have it on good authority (Lazamataz) that 'he' did not bite your sister.

[aruanan]

"In search of a clue"

[shiva]

LOL!! I love it!!!!

[oceanperch]

The fact is this is the Ford Astro! The Media is confused!

[Focault's Pendulum]

Hey! Is that just the shadows in the pic...or has he started to wear camo?

[Alouette]

http://rba1.netfirms.com/moose.jpg

Yes, I am working on this case as fast as I possibly can. Don't you see all the coffee stains and powdered sugar on my shirt?

[Palladin]

"If y'all see this truck, do not shoot. It's just our undercover officers sitting in the back, having a poker game".

[Abar]

Moose was police chief in ardently communist portland oregon for twenty years, leaving in '99.

He did such a good job 'finding' terrorists there, I'm sure he'll do a bang up job here.

Maybe he can call Vera for advice.

[Texas Mom]

Well if anyone else butchered the english language like this guy does, people would be screaming.. He can't pronouce th.. and I can't concentrate on what he says because of it. It distracts me.

My husband said he may have a speech impediment but I think it just plain sloppy or lazy english for a professional to be using.

Call me picky but it bugs me. Maybe because of the way everyone makes fun of George Bush and his Texas Twang..

[tgslTakoma]

Don't you have anything better to do than this, RBA?

At the beginning of this sniper spree, for lack of a better term, I wondered a bit about Moose's abilities. But after watching the man come out daily to talk to the press - and telling them that he hadn't much new to tell them - I have grown to respect him quite a bit more. He continues to face the press and public, even knowing that so many are mocking and ridiculing him, demanding that he "do something" to solve the case.

Well, he is limited in what he can do, as are the myriad federal agencies and investigators who are also hard at work on the case. There aren't too many clues to work with, and I believe that they all are doing the best that they can. Short of a cop being in the right place at the right time ( a very lucky break) I do not think that anyone will have much luck in solving it, and that includes you, RBA.

Chief Moose may well have a history of PC policing in Portland, and he may well be a bleeding heart Democrat, too. And of course, everyone is familiar with his regional dialect, as evidenced by the increasingly tiresome mention of same.

Moose is from small-town North Carolina, and he has an accent and diction that distinguish him as not being a big-city guy, or an Ivy-Leaguer. Is that such a big problem to everyone? It shouldn't be. If you would take the time to listen to the man and what he is saying, I believe that you would judge him as an intelligent man. He's an Andy Taylor in the big city, but that doesn't mean he's an idiot

GW Bush has a regional accent, and he has a way of mispronouncing words, too. The Democrats enjoy calling him an idiot because of that. Just something to think about before you come out and flame a man who, in my opinion is doing as good as anyone else would be doing, considering the circumstance of the crimes.

[SunnyUsa]

LOL...excellent! *ping*

[Destructor]

Bullwinkle: "Hey! Watch me pull a suspect outta my hat!"

Rocky: "Again? That trick NEVER works!"

[KLT]

OMG...RBA...great picture...Snipers r us BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With the address..I LOVE IT....

That's about how good these guys are.....these perp(s) should have been collared in the first 48 hours...I don't get it...

[Undertow]

Oh man, my monitor almost ended up in a coffee bath after I read that! Great caption!

[RightOnline]

Too funny.:)

[Militiaman7]

BULLWINKLE HERE!