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Man inserts firecracker in his penis to protest war
Talk radio | October 10, 2002 | RJayneJ

Posted on 10/10/2002 6:09:02 PM PDT by RJayneJ

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1 posted on 10/10/2002 6:09:02 PM PDT by RJayneJ
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To: RJayneJ
I say he's bluffing!
2 posted on 10/10/2002 6:09:58 PM PDT by Zebra
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To: RJayneJ
For God's sake, post no pics!
3 posted on 10/10/2002 6:10:43 PM PDT by Petronski
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To: RJayneJ
If this is true, someone go ahead and light it.
4 posted on 10/10/2002 6:11:05 PM PDT by barker
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To: RJayneJ
I say light it!
5 posted on 10/10/2002 6:11:49 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn
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To: Free State Four
Free State, this is your kind of thread.
6 posted on 10/10/2002 6:11:58 PM PDT by barker
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To: RJayneJ
Bump for tomorrow, I just have to read the comments on this one. Thanks for the post. Tom
7 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:10 PM PDT by tall_tex
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To: RJayneJ
He promised to make himself incapable of having kids?

I'll take the bet, or rush him, or whatever. Just tell me what his conditions are ... I'll meet 'em.

8 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:14 PM PDT by ikka
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To: RJayneJ
Well, at least one peace protester is willing to use his head in his efforts. From my perspective though, I wish he'd use the right one.
9 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:15 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: RJayneJ
Was he series?
10 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:16 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: RJayneJ
That would be one hell of a BJ!
11 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:27 PM PDT by Chi-townChief
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To: Zebra
Not exactly a compelling answer for a homicidal bomber, but hey, at least he'll be unable to procreate.
12 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:36 PM PDT by diode
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To: RJayneJ
This is the only thing i could find near this;

This guy's penile implant could have backfired, literally

ONE COULD say that this guy really got nailed. Or that he wanted to go off with a bang. (In fact, a colleague did say those things.)

But we won't.

We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help.

Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.

The name of the self-mutilator has been withheld to prevent confusion with guys of the same or similar names who do NOT put objects into their penises.

The Trenton man was taken to a hospital for "help"...if you get our drift.

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/4251107.htm
13 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:38 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: RJayneJ
Darwin Award?
14 posted on 10/10/2002 6:12:42 PM PDT by Fraulein
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To: RJayneJ
This guy was using his head.
15 posted on 10/10/2002 6:13:10 PM PDT by Consort
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To: Kathleen; grannie9; Neets; LindaSOG
It could give him the girth he's always wanted ;-)
16 posted on 10/10/2002 6:13:14 PM PDT by habs4ever
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Do you have a package of left over Black Cats from the 4th? I'll send you a few peaceniks! Is it a deal?
17 posted on 10/10/2002 6:13:45 PM PDT by bluesagewoman
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To: RJayneJ
Sort of reminds me of a poem about a girl named Alice.
18 posted on 10/10/2002 6:13:46 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: RJayneJ
This joke kinda goes along this:

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is Good.
19 posted on 10/10/2002 6:13:50 PM PDT by Grampa Dave
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To: RJayneJ
Thought I was bad. Talk about losing your head over an issue. Is this what the women mean by thinking with the little head? For once I agree with them.
20 posted on 10/10/2002 6:14:29 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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