HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SIGNS
There I was, by myself on station at the S.W. corner,minding my own business. I guess my anti-green,anti-U.N.,pro-capitalist signs finally got to them, so they conspired together and STOLE MY SIGNS,literaly.
There was this as you would call him,unwashed, guy standing behind me as if waiting for the walk signal. I pushed the walk button for him and continued FReeping the idiots. I heard a loud bang and turned around to see this guy diving in the back of a pickup truck which slowed up for him. He took 2 of my double sided signs and the pickup floored it to make their getaway.
Here is what the signs said: "Thin Our Forests","U.S. Out of the U.N.","Drill the Gulf", and "God Bless Capitalism". I have been ripped off by the Green,Anti-Capitalist,Globalists. What they don't have a clue about is my resolve.
An Open Letter to the Sign Thieves:
Hey Buck'o! I know what you look like, I know what the truck looks like, I know exactly what my sign lumber looks like. You may as well make firewood out of the lumber, because if it shows up on one of your peace-nik signs I will be getting you in a conversation with the Fort Collins P.D.. In fact you screwed up. For every 2 signs you steal I will make 4, for every 4 signs you steal, I will make 8! Since I have a custom wood shop, I can fabricate my sign lumber faster than you can steal it. Since I sell poster-board, I just picked up 8 new posters in NEON. Better wear your sunglasses next week. As a matter of fact I am kinda low on wood, I guess I'll call my lumberjack buddy and we will go cut down a nice big Colorado Blue Spruce to make protest lumber with.
God Bless America!
Way to go, COLORADO!
Nice rant. I would have chosen harsher words as that I have no doubt that the peacenik-green meany-Hegelain Marxist-nincompoops are in all likelyhood well aware of who we are and lurking here.
Keep it up folks! Let's kill Marxism off with a vengance.