Marriage not miserable for women

Associated Press ^ | October 4, 2002

[mamelukesabre]

...having to tell her

oh, you're a cute one all right.

[mamelukesabre]

What, are you an asian-american mississippi redneck?



"...while she not in the room."

[mississippi red-neck]

No. Just a coward that has had great food and great sex for 36 years.

[OldBlondBabe]

"I feel sorry for every woman who is not married to my husband."

I've got a great one too.

[CharacterCounts]

I've never known a man who was happier after a few years of marriage than he was when he was single.

I have a friend who claims he's never lost an argument with his wife....

Of course the first one has been going on for about ten years now.

[xm177e2]

Emotional problems are equally common among husbands and wives, new research shows — a finding that challenges the long-standing feminist belief that marriage makes men much happier but women more miserable.

Does it? I don't think so. Men are just much less happy than women to begin with, so it's not implausible marriage could bring women down just as it brings men up, making them equally unhappy.

[xm177e2]

I feel sorry for every woman who is not married to my husband.

Who are the three women you don't feel sorry for? </kidding>

[reformed_democrat]

I feel sorry for every woman who is not married to my husband.

Then he must have a twin, because I've got a guy just like him. :)

Sometimes I threaten to wrap my husband in cotton and stick him in the closet to keep the feminazis from killing him. He's one of the last Knights in Shining Armor, and heaven knows those b*tches would like to wipe out that breed.

[seeker41]

Women make themselves miserable, and if you let them, they'll make you miserable too. That's why you have to be a man and take charge and TELL her that she isn't miserable. It sounds stupid, but it really works that way. Women think what you tell them to think. They feel what you TELL them to feel. But they have to beleive in you first. You have to be a MAN and act like one too.

That is biggest bunch of BS I've ever read. Do you really have such a low respect for women? Glad my hubby doesn't subcribe to your idea of marriage. It's really quite insulting.

[seeker41]

hehehe...that was good!

[seeker41]

So you think...

[null and void]

My experience is that women are misery donors...

[weikel]

Exactly.

[WFTR]

I'm 39 and still single, and I believe I would be happier if I were married to the right person. Of course, I would be less happy if I were married to the wrong person.

WFTR
Bill

[SarahW]

Eeewwww. What a revolting thing to say about women.

The women I know, including myself, are capable of forming their own thoughts and feelings even in the presence of a man.

[schmelvin]

Make that triplets. My hubby's a Knight in Shining Armor, too.

I don't see how marriage could possibly make women miserable. Men are soooo "low maintenance". ;-)

[reformed_democrat]

Men are soooo "low maintenance"

LOL!
Yeah, until you make the mistake of saying, "Of course we can keep the puppy. She won't get very big."

[mamelukesabre]

you're saying I do have to tell her???