[Spunky]

Maybe I nodded momentarily at my desk and dreamed that report.

I think that is what Strom Thurmond did and the Democrats got so excited thinking he had kicked the bucket.

[NEWwoman]

FYI: You were not dreaming. During lunch today, I picked up a local newspaper, which was free, and tah-da - there was a mention of Strom Thurmond collapsing while he was at a funeral (not his own). Strom has not assumed room temperature yet. He seems to be OK.