More Barbra Streisand Comments

The fetid mind of TC Rider ^ | 10/01/02 | TC Rider

[TC Rider]

Excerpts from speach by Barbra Streisand

Thank you, thank you all so much for inviting me here to speak tonight.

I want to tell everyone what we face if we allow the mean-spirited, intolerant, racist, homophobic, gun toting, extremist Republicans to retake the Senate.

If we don't keep the Senate in Democratic control, more people will wake up in bathtubs full of ice, missing one or more of their kidneys.

If we lose the Senate, more adults will be stuck with AIDs infected needles left in theater seats and gas nozzles. And, more children will die from heroin overdoses from needles left in McDonald's playgrounds.

The dumbest president in history, according to the Lowenstein Institute of Scranton, will appoint more Conservative judges.

Vote Republican and Bill Gates will continue to track your emails.

Let them win the Senate and little Craig Shergold, a child with cancer in England, won't receive any more business cards.

If Republicans win the Senate, the US Military will make more missile attacks on the Pentagon.

If we lose the Senate, more tourists will be photographed atop buildings about to be hit by jet aircraft.

Let the Republicans win and we'll never collect the .05 cent tax on email.

If we lose the Senate, no one will ever get the free Miller beer, Pepsi Cola and Tickle-me-Elmos.

Let us fail to keep the Senate and Costa Rican bananas causing the disease 'necrotizing fasciitis' will continue to enter our country.

If we lose, women will be forced to continue to use tampons with dioxin and asbestos.

If they win, we will never find a cure for the Klingerman virus.

If they win, women will continue to get breast cancer from anti-perspirants.

If they win, bugs will continue to enter American's ears and eat their brains.

And finally, if we win, we can repeal the 22nd Amendment and re-elect Bill Clinton!

[xp38]

If the Republicans win I might really retire and deprive you of everything I contribute to this world.

[TC Rider]

Babs? Is dat you?

[xp38]

Of course not...you don't see any spelling errors in that post do you? :)

[BradyLS]

Man! I've never seen John Lennon look so haggard! Where Loco Ono?

[lsee]

Funny! You know, a woman can't help but look older at 60, but her expression lines are nearly identical to Hillary's. Both women have the down-turned brackets beside their mouths that they often turn upwards into a smirk. She has a discontented face. By the time a person is 60, they've earned their expression lines. She didn't earn hers with frequent smiles, did she?

[SerpentDove]

Nice work!

[TC Rider]

Thanks to you and everyone else!

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

YOU FORGOT "I am a gud spelr no mater what druge saz"

[TC Rider]

Hey, I just found my entire post copied over at cointelpro.blogspot.com, without credit. Bummer.

http://cointelprotool.blogspot.com/2002_09_29_cointelprotool_archive.html

Scroll down to "Oh, That's Just Wrong!"

Are they good guys or bad guys?

[TC Rider]

I've figure out that cointelpro copied it from indymedia.org

[Colonel_Flagg]

Don't forget .. "If we lose the Senate I'll keep quoting Shakespeare".

[TC Rider]

Since we won the Senate, I bet Babs is spinning in her grave.

oops, forgot, she's not dead yet.

[Robert A Cook PE]

You mean, gasp, there aren't any more free tickle-me-elmo's left??????

[Young Werther]

I like the one about the earwig!

Of course an earwig entered Algore's ear and starved to death! Heh! Heh!