The Brain Trust
Posted on 10/01/2002 11:34:16 AM PDT by TC Rider
Thank you, thank you all so much for inviting me here to speak tonight.
I want to tell everyone what we face if we allow the mean-spirited, intolerant, racist, homophobic, gun toting, extremist Republicans to retake the Senate.
If we don't keep the Senate in Democratic control, more people will wake up in bathtubs full of ice, missing one or more of their kidneys.
If we lose the Senate, more adults will be stuck with AIDs infected needles left in theater seats and gas nozzles. And, more children will die from heroin overdoses from needles left in McDonald's playgrounds.
The dumbest president in history, according to the Lowenstein Institute of Scranton, will appoint more Conservative judges.
Vote Republican and Bill Gates will continue to track your emails.
Let them win the Senate and little Craig Shergold, a child with cancer in England, won't receive any more business cards.
If Republicans win the Senate, the US Military will make more missile attacks on the Pentagon.
If we lose the Senate, more tourists will be photographed atop buildings about to be hit by jet aircraft.
Let the Republicans win and we'll never collect the .05 cent tax on email.
If we lose the Senate, no one will ever get the free Miller beer, Pepsi Cola and Tickle-me-Elmos.
Let us fail to keep the Senate and Costa Rican bananas causing the disease 'necrotizing fasciitis' will continue to enter our country.
If we lose, women will be forced to continue to use tampons with dioxin and asbestos.
If they win, we will never find a cure for the Klingerman virus.
If they win, women will continue to get breast cancer from anti-perspirants.
If they win, bugs will continue to enter American's ears and eat their brains.
And finally, if we win, we can repeal the 22nd Amendment and re-elect Bill Clinton!
(pssst, it's a joke)
Babs is so stupid, I was beginning to think she actually said some of this.
You know there's enough money, sitting free and clear, in a Nigerian bank, to wipe out our deficit. If only stupid President Bush would use our federal bank account, I'm sure the nice man in charge of it would gladly give us 40% of the money for our efforts.
I think she said something about soon getting $20,500,000 in an international bank draft from some obscure minister from Nigeria. She would donate it to the campaign (not to the poor and downtrodden)
All Bush has to do is send them the account number for the General Fund.
har har
The Brain Trust
Hey Babs! If we repeal the 22nd, we may just have 40 more years of GWB. Bwahahahaha!
National policy based on mere emotion and devoid of any factual evidences are destined to create men such as Bill Clinton and Bob Torcelli. Which in turn can lead a Nation to welfare dependency in exchange for votes.Witness Opium parlors of the British Empire.
Conscience is but a word that cowards use, Devised at first to keep the strong in awe. (Richard III V.iii. 310-311)
What's scary is that her bullet points are not that different from mine.
Her urban legends include, Bush was selected, Bush increased arsenic in water, more global warming, etc.
I won't cross post, but here's a link.
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