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Chimps get a retirement home and support for rights
Boston Globe ^ | David Arnold

Posted on 10/01/2002 9:26:47 AM PDT by wallcrawlr

CAMBRIDGE - They feel love and loss. They can paint, communicate in sign language, and fight. And they share 98.7 percent of human DNA.

Yet chimpanzees have fewer rights than a brain-dead human. Thousands of them are used in medical research, kept in zoos, or work in circuses, with no law protecting them from being euthanized when their work life is over.

But in a sign of how attitudes toward nonhuman primates are changing, the federal government announced plans yesterday for an unprecedented retirement home for 800 chimps formerly used in research. On the same day, eminent researchers and lawyers held a first-ever meeting at Harvard Law School on how to give chimps more legal rights, including status that might get them out of the labs and animal acts altogether.

''Legal rights grow out of wrongs,'' Alan Dershowitz, a professor of law at Harvard, told several hundred people in Ames Courtroom in Austin Hall yesteday. ''And there is no question that this animal has suffered pervasive wrongs over many centuries.''

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1 posted on 10/01/2002 9:26:47 AM PDT by wallcrawlr
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To: wallcrawlr
Chimps get a retirement home and support for rights

They give chimpanzees a retirement home,
and tell us that Grandpa should consider staying on the front porch next winter
in order to not squander resources. [RE: Old quote from former Colorado governor Lamb (D).]

Yep, that's what liberals think.
2 posted on 10/01/2002 9:35:36 AM PDT by VOA
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To: wallcrawlr
"Yet chimpanzees have fewer rights than a brain-dead human."

But, way more rights than a healthy human fetus...

3 posted on 10/01/2002 9:37:11 AM PDT by trebb
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To: wallcrawlr
This is how all the trouble in 'Planet of the Apes' got started...
4 posted on 10/01/2002 9:38:46 AM PDT by DWSUWF
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To: wallcrawlr
how to give chimps more legal rights

How bizarre has America become when its elites are working to reduce human legal rights -- most notably those involving property -- while increasing chimpanzee legal rights?

5 posted on 10/01/2002 9:42:30 AM PDT by j271
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To: wallcrawlr
Yet chimpanzees have fewer rights than a brain-dead human

I want this corrected!!!
A chimp should have more rights than Al Gore!!!!

6 posted on 10/01/2002 9:47:20 AM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: San Jacinto
Your right, it should read "...more rights than a tree stump."
7 posted on 10/01/2002 9:48:33 AM PDT by wallcrawlr
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To: wallcrawlr
As the transhumanists and animal rights zealots drag our civilization down the road to bestiality, we will inevitably see primate pen-pal programs for lonely hearts on the outside, much as we now do with death row prisoners.

Why should marriage be limited to humans, anyway?



8 posted on 10/01/2002 9:52:42 AM PDT by Sabertooth
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To: VOA
Yes, they are jackasses!

The next thing you know is that chimps will
have more rights than humans! Sort of in the
same vein as murderers have more rights than
their victims!!

Mad Vlad
9 posted on 10/01/2002 9:54:27 AM PDT by madvlad
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To: San Jacinto
....the federal government announced plans yesterday for an unprecedented retirement home for 800 chimps formerly used in research.

Now that's the ticket. A little shuffle board, poolside banana daquiri's, bingo on Tuesdays, the early bird special at Denny's --- the chimps have earned it. I just hope the Republicans don't try to take away their free prescription drugs and monkeycare benefits.

10 posted on 10/01/2002 9:55:03 AM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: DWSUWF
“Junior, get my shot-gun... seems we got got some people who can't use their thumbs.
11 posted on 10/01/2002 9:56:09 AM PDT by johnny7
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To: DWSUWF
This is how all the trouble in 'Planet of the Apes' got started

Damn them all to hell!

12 posted on 10/01/2002 10:00:43 AM PDT by Mr. Bird
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To: wallcrawlr
...eminent researchers and lawyers held a first-ever meeting at Harvard Law School
on how to give chimps more legal rights, including status that might get them out
of the labs and animal acts altogether.


Take you hands off my tax dollars and our human jurisprudence system,
you d@mn dirty apes! And "eminent researchers and lawyers"!!!


...end of rant and Charleston Heston voice-emulation mode
13 posted on 10/01/2002 10:01:41 AM PDT by VOA
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To: Mr. Bird
"...Damn them all to hell!..."

To which I'd add, "Damn dirty apes!"

Trivia question...

In the parting scene on the beach, Kim Hunter's character, Dr. Zira, kissed Heston's character, Taylor, after a remark about him being "...so damn ugly..."

What happened after the kiss that ended up on the cutting room floor?

Dr. Zira wiping her muzzle with her sleeve and remarking, "That's a little more tongue than I'm used to Bright Eyes."

14 posted on 10/01/2002 10:14:24 AM PDT by DWSUWF
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To: johnny7
"...seems we got got some people who can't use their thumbs..."

Your blatant 'opposible-digit-ism' sickens me...

15 posted on 10/01/2002 10:17:58 AM PDT by DWSUWF
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To: wallcrawlr
Yet chimpanzees have fewer rights than a brain-dead human. Thousands of them are used in medical research, kept in zoos, or work in circuses, with no law protecting them from being euthanized when their work life is over.

I see your point, and I agree. I would propose we correct this injustice by building housing for the chimps, and using brain-dead humans for medical research, zoos, or working in circuses.

Barbra Streisand and AlGore come immediately to mind...

16 posted on 10/01/2002 10:23:52 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: Kenton
Yea, and the next thing on the ticket will be the right to vote. And then, driver's licenses. And then.......
17 posted on 10/01/2002 10:56:58 AM PDT by hoosierskypilot
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To: San Jacinto
I agree. I've in my travels had a chance to directly work with a 3 year old chimpanzee. It was more intelligent, and better behaved than Al Gore and his retinue of folls.
18 posted on 10/01/2002 12:37:45 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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