Yet chimpanzees have fewer rights than a brain-dead human. Thousands of them are used in medical research, kept in zoos, or work in circuses, with no law protecting them from being euthanized when their work life is over. I see your point, and I agree. I would propose we correct this injustice by building housing for the chimps, and using brain-dead humans for medical research, zoos, or working in circuses.
Barbra Streisand and AlGore come immediately to mind...
Yea, and the next thing on the ticket will be the right to vote. And then, driver's licenses. And then.......