[San Jacinto]

Yet chimpanzees have fewer rights than a brain-dead human

I want this corrected!!!
A chimp should have more rights than Al Gore!!!!

[wallcrawlr]

Your right, it should read "...more rights than a tree stump."

[San Jacinto]

....the federal government announced plans yesterday for an unprecedented retirement home for 800 chimps formerly used in research.

Now that's the ticket. A little shuffle board, poolside banana daquiri's, bingo on Tuesdays, the early bird special at Denny's --- the chimps have earned it. I just hope the Republicans don't try to take away their free prescription drugs and monkeycare benefits.

[sheik yerbouty]

I agree. I've in my travels had a chance to directly work with a 3 year old chimpanzee. It was more intelligent, and better behaved than Al Gore and his retinue of folls.