1 posted on
09/27/2002 9:09:41 AM PDT by
aculeus
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To: aculeus
G_d no, please say it isn't so.
2 posted on
09/27/2002 9:13:25 AM PDT by
linear
To: aculeus
There are too many suicide-blondes out there. My youngest girl is the real thing.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
3 posted on
09/27/2002 9:14:04 AM PDT by
LonePalm
To: aculeus
Okay, I'm blonde, so how can I get Federal protection and other goodies?
To: aculeus
The Death to Whitey crowd will be delighted.
To: aculeus
This article is false. Dumb is eternal. heheh
7 posted on
09/27/2002 9:16:54 AM PDT by
rudypoot
To: aculeus
The US accounts for only 5% of the worlds population, but uses up 20% of the supply of blonds. This is unfair and requires the UN to solve this problem. The UNIPCB (UN International Blond Control Board) is recommending a blond tax on US citizens to help control the US overconsumption of blonds.
To: Happygal
Phew! Thank God it's the NATURAL ones!
To: dighton; Orual; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah
Endangered species?
10 posted on
09/27/2002 9:20:23 AM PDT by
aculeus
To: aculeus
The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene. The problem is that Europe, the fons et origo of all blondes, is contracepting and aborting itself into oblivion.
Blondes must be stupid.
12 posted on
09/27/2002 9:20:24 AM PDT by
Romulus
To: aculeus
The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals. They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.
What? True blonds can't get dates? What????
13 posted on
09/27/2002 9:20:36 AM PDT by
jlogajan
To: aculeus
So long as the sun is in the sky and people swim in chlorinated pools, there will always be blondes.
If not, there's always the hairdresser. (the every 4-month go blonde day is tomorrow, thank heaven)
To: aculeus
Fine with me - just protect the redheads...
To: aculeus
In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation. I've heard this over the years, but it isn't so. All my family is blond (naturally). Both of my brothers married black-eyed and brown-haired wives and both had blond hair and blue-eyed daughters. Both of these daughters now have children who do have brown hair (light), but they had to marry brown-haired men to get them. One of my brothers had a child with an Italian woman and that child had blue eyes too! So, us blondes have heartier genes than all this!
16 posted on
09/27/2002 9:21:21 AM PDT by
twigs
To: aculeus
"In an unrelated study by the Lowenstein Institute, it has been determined that the average human IQ is expected to increase over the next 200 years..."
17 posted on
09/27/2002 9:22:30 AM PDT by
Paradox
To: aculeus
Alread posted
Here complete with photos.
To: aculeus
"The only reason blondes would disappear is if having the gene was a disadvantage and I do not think that is the case. "
I don't see any disadvantge to a blonde in jeans!
19 posted on
09/27/2002 9:24:50 AM PDT by
texson66
To: aculeus
"Oh, goody, goody, goody -- I'm going to live another 200 years!! Let's see... I think I'll live here in Dade County for the next 50 years, and then maybe move to California for the next 50... how many does that make?"
To: aculeus
never heard of Clairol
To: aculeus
This is why God invented bleach!
To: aculeus; Orual; general_re; BlueLancer
31 posted on
09/27/2002 9:35:16 AM PDT by
dighton
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