A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....09-26-02

Billie

[Aquamarine]

Just saw your reply. Earlier I was telling Pippin good night but I am turning in now. Glad I caught you before I left. God bless.

[ST.LOUIE1]

"i>he can have Billie. : )

Hey Billie, wait for me babe. I'll be right up! ;)

Uh-oh! I was hoping you'd forgotten about Billie. : (

Hey, RedWing, congrats' again! You deserve the kudos.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Bombs awaaaaayyy....

LOL You just don't quit!

I'm gonna have to tell Angel you're after 'wolfie'!

You'd better hope she's not the jealous type. LOL: )

[JulieRNR21]

"The only time a Democrat opens their mouth is when they change feet"...:)))

Fantastic....bet the writer was a FReeper!!!

[LadyX]

Greetings, eh??

Askin' this:

If Libertina chimes in with others, does that make her Concertina?...:)))

(we tend to get silly after Billie goes night-night)

[ST.LOUIE1]

How could you have possibly gotten into trouble with your Hooligan twin away?
I thought the excuse was 'Amy made me do it!'

Well, now that you mention it.... it IS your fault!

What kind of twin are you? Leaving me here to defend myself against a pack of huggy women.: (

I may be in trouble, but ohhhhh what fun! LOL

[Libertina]

If Libertina chimes in with others, does that make her Concertina?...:)))
LOL Where's our Silly Sally graphic when we need her?

[JulieRNR21]

Psssst....can you smell the gardenias?

[JulieRNR21]

OOOOPS....meant #348 for you.....:)

[LadyX]

Now, Julie - we know the phrase is "wake up and smell the roses!!"

[JustAmy]

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the reporter.

"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says.

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, ... "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".



Heh Heh Heh
I see that The NetaNannie said goodnight and Amy is out.
Lets play!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Psssst....can you smell the gardenias?

I KNEW you were here. : )

Hi, cutie!

[GailA]

An angel for our wonderful First Lady.

[ST.LOUIE1]

I see that The NetaNannie said goodnight and Amy is out. Lets play!

LOL

But Louie is about to leave the building. He's very tired.

Chased too many pretty women today. : )

[JulieRNR21]

Our dear Angel Wolf claims he can smell gardenias when I'm on a thread.....LOL

However he didn't react until I flagged him...so maybe his unusually keen olfactory skills are weakening???

[JustAmy]

Yeah ...... I didn't come to your rescue because you would never have forgiven me.
Sisters should know when to fade into the shadows!
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[chadsworth]

WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES

Husband's note on refrigerator to wife:

Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer
is normal. I didn't know you liked beer??

[JustAmy]

Bill goes into a bar to have a drink. Sitting next to him at the bar, is a man who is quite intoxicated. The next thing he knows, the drunken man falls off of his bar stool. Bill picks him up and puts him back on the bar stool. Again the man hits the floor. This time he picks the guy up, and asks, "where do you live?" Bill picks the guy up and takes him to his car and drives him home.

When they get to the guys house, he gets the guy out of the car, and tries to help him to the house, but the man hits the ground again, and just keeps falling each time he is helped up. Finally they reach the front door.

Bill rings the doorbell, and when the wife opens the door Bill says "hello, I've brought your husband home". The wife looks at Bill and asks " Where is his wheel chair?"


Looks like Amy has not come back!
Heh Heh Heh

[LadyX]

Okay - I'm laughing - am I sick??

JustAskin'

[JustAmy]

LOL
Heh Heh Heh