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100 reasons to support the War on Terror
Vanity | 09/25/02 | J. Walburg

Posted on 09/25/2002 11:43:10 AM PDT by jwalburg

100 reasons to support the War on Terror

1. Because Saddam Hussein is gathering materials together so he can nuke us.
2. Because Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl’s throat was slit when he answered, “My
father is a Jew, my mother is a Jew. I am a Jew.”
3. Because of Todd Beamer’s “Let’s roll” legacy.
4. Because Martin Burnham, missionary, was slaughtered by Philippine terrorists as he and his
wife Gracia were about to be rescued from a year-long, torturous captivity.
5. Because Al Qaida terrorist training manual Part I, page 4 says that Islamic governments
“have never and will never be established through peaceful solutions and cooperative councils.
They are established as they [always] have been by pen and gun, by word and bullet...”
6. Because office workers jumped off the trade towers, some into flames.
7. Because Palestinian toddlers are strapped to “explosives” as future suicide bombers.
8. Because Germany won’t help.
9. France won’t help.
10. Because the U.N. names Sudan but not the United States to its human rights commission. It probably won’t help.
11. Because jubilant jihadists danced in the streets on Sept. 11.
12. Because the White House was the fourth target of terrorists on Sept. 11 flights.
13. Because terrorists torture dogs to practice methods of future human torture.
14. Because Al Qaida terrorist training manual Part I, page 6 says, “Covenant, O sister, to
make their women widows and their children orphans.
Covenant, O Sister, to make them desire death and hate appointments and prestige.
Covenant, O Sister, to slaughter them like lambs and let the Nile, al-Asi, and Euphrates rivers
flow with their blood.
Covenant, O Sister, to be a pick of destruction for every godless and apostate regime.
Covenant, O Sister, to retaliate for you against every dog who touch you even with a bad word.
15. Because Mount Rushmore is a terrorist target.
16. Because the Taliban bombs girls school near Kabul.
17. Because terrorists have sold our kids illegal drugs to finance terrorist cells.
18. Because sarin gas causes muscular twitching, pinpoint eye pupils, tightness of the chest
with shortness of breath, and dimness of vision, headache, cramps, nausea, vomiting,
involuntary defecation and urination, twitching, jerking, staggering, convulsions, drowsiness,
coma, and respiratory arrest.
19. Because box cutters slashed to death flight attendants.
20. Because Al Qaida terrorist training manual Part I, page 8 says Rotary clubs are evil:
“Colonialism and its followers, the apostate rulers, then started to openly erect crusader
centers, societies, and organizations like Masonic Lodges, Lions and Rotary clubs, and
foreign schools. They aimed at producing a wasted generation that pursued everything that
is western.” 21. Because of last-minute cell phone calls to loved ones on Sept. 11.
22. Because Disneyland is a terrorist target.
23. Because Richard Reid almost blew up a Paris-Miami flight with explosives in his shoes.
24. Because of two-hour waits at the airport.
25. Because the following can happen when a person is contaminated with the compound
called VX: Symptoms may occur within minutes or hours, depending upon dose. Death
usually occurs within 15 minutes after absorption of a fatal dose. Here’s how it happens. First,
a runny nose, tightness of chest and breathing trouble, eye pain, dimness of vision,
coughing, further eye trouble and blurred vision, drooling and excessive sweating, severe
nasal congestion, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and cramps, generalized weakness, twitching of
large muscle groups, headache, confusion, drowsiness, involuntary defecation and urination,
twitching, jerking, staggering, convulsions, cessation of breathing, loss of consciousness,
coma and death. Because crop dusters should never be used to drop anthrax.

26. Because ricin causes internal bleeding, death of vital organs and death of the individual.
27. Because Al Qaida terrorist training manual has a section titled, “Guidelines for beating and
killing hostages.”
28. Because the Stature of Liberty is a terrorist target.
29. Because Barbara Olson, aboard Flight 77 that hit the Pentagon, loved her husband and
her country.
30. Because evil is real.
31. Because good, decent pilots were overpowered and killed.
32. Because Iraqis fear Saddam and most will be relieved when he’s gone.
33. Because of the firemen who trudged up flights of stairs to their deaths on Sept. 11.
34. Because Al Qaida terrorist training manual Part 4, page 9 says, “Information is collected
in this method [interrogation] by kidnaping an enemy individual, interrogating him, and
torturing him.”
35. Because the commander and chief deserves the support of his countrymen in times of
war.
36. Because terrorists said they wanted to destroy “the bridge in the Godzilla movie.”
37. Because girls schools in Afghanistan are intimidated into shutting their doors.
38. Because Tim Johnson and Tom Daschle won’t support the president.
39. Because terrorist cells prey on the needy in recruiting efforts. (Al Qaida terrorist training
manual Part 4, page 10.)
40. Because Saddam is brewing chemicals to burn the skin off your children.
41. Because terrorists say they want to destroy our dams, divert our rivers, flood our towns
and starve our people.
42. Because Osama bin Laden and others build schools whose sole purpose is training to
torture and kill.
43. Because Saddam tried to have President George H.W. Bush killed.
44. Because U.N. inspectors never went back in to check on Saddam’s horrific torture
methods.
45. Because it’s “for the children.”
46. Because Tony Blair isn’t enough.
47. Because rich Saudis pay poor families to use their children as living bombs.
48. Because Hillary and her friends couldn’t care less about oppressed Middle Eastern
women.
49. Because terrorists attacked our Pentagon.
50. Because terrorists try to lure potential “agents” for their cell by using “money and gifts.”
Then use “cruelty and kindness when appropriate.” (Terrorist manual Part 4, page 14)
51 Because we can win.
52. Because even if we don’t win it’s the right thing to do.
53. Terrorists want to poison our water supplies.
54. Because Daniel Pearl’s wife was pregnant when her husband was beheaded.
55. Because sometimes you have to roll up your sleeves and go it alone.
56. Because Sept. 11 was a beautiful, clear, sunny day in New York, Washington and
Pennsylvania.
57. Because if all flights had not been grounded, our military pilots would have taken more
flights down with their own lives and jets.
58. Because of the priest who died ministering to others in the ashes of Ground Zero.
59. Because every decent American suffered when they watched the jets explode into the
towers.
60. Because four synagogues were firebombed in France after Sept. 11.
61. Because terrorists and potential terrorists need to be knocked from their delusions.
62. Because terrorists list football stadiums as potential targets.
63. Because freedom is more important than pump prices.
64. Because we don’t want our children and grandchildren to call us cowards.
65. Because some Muslim extremists still believe Israeli Mossad agents were behind the Sept.
11 attack.
66. Because if we don’t fight terrorism “the Democrats would have won.”
67. Because under the heading “Prisons and Detention Centers” the Al Qaida terrorist
training manual says, “If an indictment is issued and the trial begins, the brother has to pay
attention to the following: 1. At the beginning of the trial, once more the brothers must insist
on proving that torture was inflicted on them by State Security [investigators] before the judge.
2. Complain [to the court] of mistreatment while in prison.
68. Because if you love your country, you stand against its enemies. You don’t murmur vague
excuses.
69. Because terrorists have been trained to use underwater demolition.
70. Because Americans were trapped on the top floors of the twin towers.
71. Because Saddam DOES aide terrorists.
72. Because Palestinians hide behind civilians and then accuse Israel of atrocities when
civilians die near terrorist soldiers, and terrorists worldwide applaud this use of civilian
shields.
73. Because Saddam’s nukes might cause global warming.
74. Because New York’s skyline looks naked.
75. Because missionary schools and churches are targets in Pakistan.
76. Because Al Qaida teaches that hatred and violence are virtues.
77. Because of the attack on the U.S.S. Cole near Yemen.
78. Because Germans and French can’t fathom that someday they might be targets of
terrorists.
79. Because Saddam and his arsenal won’t just go away on their own.
80. Because the Wall Street Journal reports that Iraq likely had a role in the Oklahoma City
bombing.
81. Because TWA flight 800 went down after the co-pilot was heard to shout, “Allah u
Akbar.”
82. Because the Sydney Morning Herald says that after the towers attack “America was an
empire on its knees, and all the old certainties lay in the rubble.”
83. Because Russia will not help us.
84. Because of all the children who lost parents on Sept. 11
85. Because we can’t be free while a ruthless autocrat plots our demise.
86. Because the world can’t be secure if the most powerful nation on earth shrugs while
dictators build up huge caches of biological and chemical weapons.
87. Because Iraqis have moved supplies before U.N. inspections in the past. It is too easy
to hoodwink U.N. inspectors.
88. Because jihadists raid Hindu temples, crush Buddhist statues and blast American kids in
foreign churches with hand grenades.
89. Because the sooner Middle-eastern Americans can walk around again without arousing
suspicion, the better.
90. Because the United States has in the past and will in the future “go it alone” when it has
to.
91. Because fighting Saddam will not take away from the war on terrorism, as Al Gore insists,
but will rather aid it.
92. Because it’s stupid to insist that we “get Osama first” when he may be dead.
93. Because it’s even stupider to insist that America solve the Palestinian Mid-east crisis
before we root out terrorism.
94. Because doing nothing but talk after our Pentagon is attacked welcomes every little
nation gathering deadly weapons to take another hit at us.
95. Because telling President Bush he can only use a pea shooter to fight terrorist-sponsoring
states won’t cut it.
96. Because small pox can kill 30 percent of those who get it.
97. Because crop dusters should never be used to drop anthrax.
98. Britain has determined that Iraq can deploy horrific chemical weapons within 45 minutes
of the decision to use them.
99. Because even Joseph Lieberman thinks our military can handle both Saddam and Al Qaida
at the same time.
100. Because the claims of justice demand that we act.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; alquaida; bush; iraq; terror

1 posted on 09/25/2002 11:43:12 AM PDT by jwalburg
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To: jwalburg
Man, I got to #31 and realized that this is the first time I have ever called for a TRIPLE BUMP!!!!!!!
2 posted on 09/25/2002 12:12:28 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator
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To: jwalburg
These are really stupid reasons. Most of them could apply to Australia about as easily as they apply to Iraq.

How about "We ought to attack Iraq because we're brainless Bushbots and Our Boy can't think of anything else to do."
3 posted on 09/25/2002 12:14:34 PM PDT by Grut
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To: Grut
Careful, I think your hooves are showing.
4 posted on 09/25/2002 12:22:36 PM PDT by jwalburg
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To: jwalburg
Post #3 is as blatantly a sign of the opposition as a multi-pierced homosexual in full regalia at a Republican convention.
5 posted on 09/25/2002 12:25:16 PM PDT by tom h
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To: Grut
How about "We ought to attack Iraq because we're brainless Bushbots and Our Boy can't think of anything else to do."

How can brainless people even construct such a sentence, I wonder? If supporting removal of an evil man makes one a 'brainless Bushbot', then said 'Bushbots' should reserve the right to call all others 'kneejerk naysayers', who disagree for the sad, smug self-satisfaction of not being one of the crowd. Teenagers rebel for the sake of rebelling. Some never grow out of it.

6 posted on 09/25/2002 12:32:27 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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To: jwalburg
I have to agree with #13. It would be a way, unacceptable perhaps, but a way jst the same to dispose of certain demonRATs, such as Diane Feinswine, Barbara Boxer, Maxine Waters, Cynthia McKinney, Sheila Jackson Lee...the list goes on.
7 posted on 09/25/2002 12:35:07 PM PDT by South40
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To: jwalburg
#81 is wrong. That was the Egypt Air crash, not TWA 800. A lot of the others are kind of stupid like the one about nukes and global warming.
8 posted on 09/25/2002 12:35:47 PM PDT by Black Cat
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To: tom h
Post #3 is as blatantly a sign of the opposition as a multi-pierced homosexual in full regalia at a Republican convention.

A little labored; vicious enough to be Christian, but too many words. Why not just accuse me of being a Satan-worshipping flamin' fruit and let it go at that?

By the way, we Satan-worshipping FFs prefer that 'The Opposition' be capitalized; it's only polite.

9 posted on 09/25/2002 12:42:38 PM PDT by Grut
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
How can brainless people even construct such a sentence, I wonder?

They contract it out to Democratic Party Spinmeisters, who deliver the goods in very large type.

10 posted on 09/25/2002 12:47:41 PM PDT by Grut
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To: Grut
How about "We ought to attack Iraq because we're brainless Bushbots and Our Boy can't think of anything else to do."

I won't sit idly by and watch you trash the flag-waving neo-con soccer-moms here on FR. Oh wait, I will. Sorry.

11 posted on 09/25/2002 12:49:48 PM PDT by reagent
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To: jwalburg
100 Senators = 100 reasons.....
12 posted on 09/25/2002 12:55:01 PM PDT by tracer
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