Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop (literal body work)

(AP) ^

[Dallas]

SPRINGFIELD, Va. --

Police in Virginia say a car repair shop was doing more than fixing cars.

They say they've uncovered a brothel operating out of the body shop, which is in a Springfield industrial park.

Police arrested eight people over the weekend and charged them with prostitution and keeping a bawdy house.

It's not clear how long the alleged brothel had been operating out of the car repair shop.

The building's owner says he had no idea what was allegedly going on there.

[BlueLancer]

I've got an old piston that needs some work.

[freedomson]

Yes, I'd like my transmission to start grinding, please.

[Oschisms]

Nothing new under the sun.

You always get screwed at the body shop.

[freedomson]

I think my master cylinder is leaking a little fluid.

[thisiskubrick]

Where the *&*( is there room for beds, etc. in an auto repair shop? Not exactly a clean, comfortable place.. I am imagining some serious rednecks. The question is, what kind of cars did they fix? Bentleys, Chevys, Toyotas, Harleys, what?

[Jonah Hex]

(one more)

If you drop off your... ahem... car for service, do they give you a Hummer for a loaner?

[MadelineZapeezda]

A Body Shop????

[nravoter]

"Uh-oh, better get Ma-ho."

[Dallas]

LOL....

[ladtx]

"Honey I'm going down to the body shop for a wax job."

[FITZ]

When the mechanics are too sexy you need to worry.

[mikegi]

It was the place to go for a nice set of headlights...

[Dallas]

"Hello, body shop...do you do rotations ?"

[freedombird]

Hasn't anyone ever heard of an Auto-Bawdy and Repair Shop????

[Jonah Hex]

No, but I've heard Internet porn sites charge by the bawd rate.

(Oh crud, I'm going to pay for that one!)

[Petronski]

I stopped in to inquire about a supercharger, and they assured me they had the best blowers in town. I also mentioned I had been noticing a shimmy in my front end, so they tightened my lug nuts, relieving the situation. But their idea of a 'tune up' gave whole new meaning to the term 'emissions testing.' When they asked me to slide my hot rod into their service bay, I could only blush because I had never done that before--good thing they were accustomed to dealing with 'first-timers' and they were able to talk me through it....

Oh, nevermind.

[Dallas]

and we offer free toeing....

[general_re]

A "checking your fluids by examining your dipstick" bump....

[mikegi]

Most asked question by the customers' wives: "Why do you have to get your cylinder head serviced again?" Husband's reply: "It's all about bore and stroke, something you wouldn't understand!".