[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
(GROAN ALERT!)

A woman had identical twins, and gave them up for adoption.
One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named Amahl. The
other went to a family in Spain; they named him Juan. Years
later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving
the picture, she told her husband that she wished she also had
a picture of Amahl.

Her husband responded, "But they're twins.......... if you've seen
Juan, you've seen Amahl."

[tomkow6]

At sea aboard USS Essex, Sept. 23, 2002 — Bathed in the blue light of the helicopter direction center aboard USS Essex (LHD 2), an Air Traffic Controller monitors the AN/SPN-43 Precision Approach Radar during flight operations off the coast of Okinawa, Japan. The AN/SPN-43 is the Navy's marshalling air traffic control (ATC) radar system used on all aircraft carriers and amphibious assault ships for vectoring aircraft into final approach. Essex is underway with the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU) participating in a Special Operations Capable Exercise (SOCEX). SOCEX is designed to certify that Special Operations Capable Teams are capable of executing several diverse missions from humanitarian assistance and disaster relief efforts to full-scale combat operation. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate 3rd Class Gary B. Granger. [020923-N-8590G-001] Sept. 23, 2002

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Tomkow!! You may call it a "feeble attempt" I call it absolutely funny!

[SAMWolf]

Your right it is a groaner. LOL

[Valin]

Go to your room!

[JustAmy]

A guy walks into a bar and there's a woodchuck sitting there drinking a 7&7. He sits down next to the woodchuck and says, "So, tell me something I've always wondered about. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

The woodchuck snapped his swizzle stick in half and waved it in the guy's face. "I've got half a mind to remove your sinuses with this swizzle stick. Do you realize you are the tenth guy to ask me that since I came into this bar? Do you really think that just because I am a woodchuck I have nothing better to do than sit around all day chucking wood?"

The guy was somewhat taken aback and quickly apologized. Then he scratched his head. "So tell me, what does a woodchuck do all day?"

"Around here - answer stupid questions."

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL! Oooookay.