The woodchuck snapped his swizzle stick in half and waved it in the guy's face. "I've got half a mind to remove your sinuses with this swizzle stick. Do you realize you are the tenth guy to ask me that since I came into this bar? Do you really think that just because I am a woodchuck I have nothing better to do than sit around all day chucking wood?"
The guy was somewhat taken aback and quickly apologized. Then he scratched his head. "So tell me, what does a woodchuck do all day?"
"Around here - answer stupid questions."
