It's still Bill & interns

NY Daily News ^ | 17 sep 02 | GEORGE RUSH and LEO STANDORA

[white trash redneck]

Bill Clinton no longer has the Oval Office, Air Force One or the Camp David retreat - but he's not giving up interns.

Even now, the man who made the word intern synonymous with Monica Lewinsky is scouting New York's top colleges for young talent to help out in his Harlem office.

According to Internet and E-mail ads by Barnard and New York University, the former President is seeking undergrad or graduate students with an interest in public service.

They've got to be bright, dependable, professional, able to follow policies and procedures with good judgment and have a certain enthusiasm and adaptability. No gender was specified.

Don't get the wrong idea. It's strictly business, said Clinton spokesman Jim Kennedy.

"We've had an internship program for more than a year. Each semester interns are brought on board. Most offices have internships," he said. "So what?"

Clinton's office said the internships are offered in communications, correspondence, domestic policy, foreign policy, scheduling and advance work.

Interns help with research, letter writing, planning meetings and execution, the logistics of Clinton's appearances and administrative tasks.

Although the young people are expected to work 20 to 40 hours a week for no pay, the jobs have already been snapped up.

A woman who answered the phone at the Clinton's office said, "I believe those positions have been filled."

[white trash redneck]

So it looks like the sleazy sociopathic sexual predator, er, I mean, our 42d president, is looking for more interns to prey upon, er, I mean, to work for him.

[grobdriver]

and have a certain enthusiasm and adaptability

How predictable.

[What Is Ain't]

Clinton's office said the internships are offered in communications, correspondence, domestic policy, foreign policy, scheduling and advance work.

While kneeling.

[Reeses]

"I believe those interns have been filled."

Which end? Don't answer that.

[Argus]

They've got to be bright, dependable, professional zaftig and gullible, able to follow policies and procedures with good judgment suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and have a certain enthusiasm and adaptability no morals.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

interns

[areafiftyone]

I suppose the ad told them to come with thier own kneepads.

[1Old Pro]

Klintoon is shameful. He makes me want to puke.

[goose1]

No Buck teeth please.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I heard on the news today that the Hooters restaurant chain is still looking at buying Vanguard Airlines.
There's a joke in there somewhere...

[headsonpikes]

No chipped or broken teeth.

[breakem]

ROTFLMAO! "Don't get the wrong idea."

[justsomedude]

please tell me this is a joke.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

They've got to be bright...

At first I thought it said they've got to be 'tight'. Sorry.

[Mr. Bird]

Most offices have internships," he said. "So what?"

I'll tell you "what". Most offices exist as extensions of a corporate, private, public, or non-profit enterprise, engaged in commerce, policy making, charity, or some other worthwhile endeavor. An intern working in one of these offices can gain valuable experience for their future aspirations.

Your office exists to glorify and justify the existence of one pathetic man, who when given the greatest platform on Earth, decided to put an intern underneath it while he dispatched his minions to do his bidding. Your office exists to further the agenda of a ridiculous, bloated hick who thinks the United States presidency is a nifty little resume builder on the way to some imagined global advisory role.

That's what.

[yendu bwam]

They've got to be bright, dependable, professional, able to follow policies and procedures with good judgment and have a certain enthusiasm and adaptability. No gender was specified.

They've got to be pretty, dependable (he has his needs), professional (particulaly with regard to the oldest profession) and able to follow policies (no oral sex above the level of the desk, no keeping stained blue dresses) and have a certain enthusiasm (yeah, Bill) and adaptability (you know, cigars). No gender was specified. Branching out, Bill?

[Hatteras]

Someone on a thread about a month ago suggested Hooter's new airline be named Derri-Air. :-)

Okay, I thought it was cute....

[GaltMeister]

The 'Toon and the 'Terns

Still partyin' like it's 1999. What a Maroon.

[TexasRepublicans]

Clinton's office said the internships are offered in communications [ie, phone sex], correspondence [ie, writing erotic literature], domestic policy [figure it out...just don't call it sex], foreign policy [same as domestic, but with Europeans], scheduling and advance [foreplay] work [sex].

[weegee]

He's got a thong that he purchased in Brazil for them to try on in the initial interview.