Posted on 09/15/2002 8:17:35 AM PDT by Diogenesis
GOTTA SEE THIS - War for Enduring Freedom 9/15/02
BREAKING: Baghdad Rahall (D,W.Va),
BREAKING: Bagram blaze,
BREAKING: Lackawanna,
Baghdad racetrack, Kabul, Darbar temple,
Kandahar, Zahir Shahi school, Mazar-e-Sharif
Afghan and Sikh women - FREED BY THE USA
DNS -- DIOGENESIS NEWS SERVICE
NEWS WITH A BYTE(TM) BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT TO THE US CONSTITUTION
===================== Baghdad ===================
In Baghdad, Iraq, Iraqophile Nick Rahall (Democrat from W.Va.) panders.
Some Americans do not think he should be getting any secure information because he
does not care about the Logan Act.
In Baghdad, Iraq, Rahall meets with James Jennings,
President of Conscience International.
Inquiring minds want to know his connection to the Canadian Jennings.
In Baghdad, Iraq, on the trail of Tariq Aziz.
Aziz was asked what was the serious likelihood of him surviving Iraq's
intransigence. He reportedly sighed, gave the universal "sign of the doughnut"
with his hand, and then took off for a glass of water as he contemplated
his future between the US and madman Saddam who would not
hesistate to turn Azis into dog food or worse.
Later, Tariq Aziz was asked who was the leading terrorist in,
and danger to, the Solar System today.
Aziz pointed to Saddam's picture.
In Baghdad, Iraq, at the bus stop.
In Baghdad, Iraq, at the racetrack.
In Baghdad, Iraq, at the shoe store, a small argument.
===================== Bagram, Afghanistan ===================
In Bagram, a fuel-barrel blaze gutted four shops.
Cause? In a fuel store, someone actually lit a cigarette.
Was the Afghan trying to read written directons on how to apply for the Darwin Award?
In any case, there were no deaths, so there were no Darwin candidates here.
============ Kabul - FREED BY THE USA ========
In Kabul, at schools, girls and women have been FREED BY THE USA.
Here, calligraphy is this class.
In Kabul, at the Sing Samba Grow Nanak Darbar temple,
FREED BY THE USA Sikh can pray.
They were forbidden to do so under the Taliban.
Sikh girls and women have been FREED BY THE USA.
In Kabul, at the cookie store.
In Kabul, at the water-well, children wait with plastic containers.
===================== Kandahar ===================
In Kandahar, at the Zahir Shahi school,- children FREED BY THE USA
begin to receive an education.
In Kandahar, at the game arcade, using American technology
previously banned by the Taliban's Ministry of Virtue and Vice.
===================== Mazar-e-Sharif ===================
In Mazar-e-Sharif, at the Blue Mosque, there is no need for a Second Amendment.
===================== Karachi, Pakistan ===================
INSTANT REPLAY FOR ENJOYMENT: In Karachi, Pakistan, Ramzi Binalshibh
was arrested after a three hour battle. The USA wants these perps who
engineered the 911 Atrocities. Germany wants him protected
from the USA, consistent with the side Germany always takes in World Wars.
===================== Lackawanna, New York ===================
In Lackawanna, New York, on the trail of Al Qaeda,
brave and careful agents collect evidence to protect the security of the US.
Al Qaeda operates under a K.P.B. (kill, poison, bomb) and then lie and whine policy.
Americans want MORE Homeland Security and applaud this.
===================== Buffalo, New York ===================
In Buffalo, New York, Yemeni trainees of Al Qaeda were taken.
They did not report their prior training by Osama and Al Qaeda to the USA Authorities.
How many more went to Camp Osama and now live in the USA?
===================== PERPS ===================
PERPS: The 5 Al Qaeda operatives and grads of Camp Osama,
Afghan chapter, who were taken in New York.
Yahya Goba, Sahim Alwan, Yasein Taher, Faysal Galab and Shafal Mosed
===================== United Nations ===================
In the Imperial United Nations, at its General Assembly, in New York,
Cuba's Minister for Foreign Affairs, Felipe Perez Roque, warned that
destroying Iraq would destroy the corrupt UN. Given that the UN regularly supported
terrorists (and slavers and Nazis), most are surprised that Roque made it sound like a bad thing.
===================== San Francisco ===================
In San Francisco, the First Amendment allows Anti-war demonstrators
to reveal their intentions, which are not consistent with US security.
END OF TRANSMISSION 9/15/02 .......... K
SuziQ, you took the words right out of my mouth. They all look like some kind of automaton -- the Stepford Terrorists.
Thanks, Diogenesis. The Kandahar school pictures will probably cause the NEA to set up an Afghanistan chapter. Too high a student/teacher ratio and no politically correct textbooks full of revisionist history.
Just reported on Fox News this morning:
Germany says it will defer extradition of Ramzi Binalshibh to the United States.
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Amen.
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