Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
Or could it be that goldilucky is a haberdasher??
I never pull for BobbyL. Was kinda rootin' for Michael Waltrip. Did I ever tell you that I grew up near Geoffrey Bodine. He was racin' small tracks in Chemung, New York before he was old enough to get his drivers licence. So he has always been my real favorite just because of hearing so much about him as a kid.
Yea-yea-yea...
I see the *meds* are working just fine, eh? :o)
"Bottom line, the Sultan is winning the wager!"
Yes, & without any "outside intervention," at that.
Strange; but, I already *feel* cleaner.
"This is the type of hard-hitting analysis that I would expect from our referee.""
HA!!
I beg your pardon.
*I*, ~Landru~, am a "Judge," Sir.
Certainly not some pedestrian *referee* geek in a white & black stripped shirt & baseball cap!
~eh; I'm in your pocket as it is so don't push it, buster.
...just slip me a few hits of those meds & I'll see if I can whip ya up some, "Blue Sky." :o)
*Geoffrey* (~pronounced "JOFFERYY") Bodine used to be one of the most successful owner-drivers in 'Cup.
Primarily due to his *Blue-Chip* sponsor (Excide) & as such was one of Ford's premiere drivers. (~93)
That is until he & his brother Tod (~pronounced "tOOduH") decided they'd have themselves a demo-derby, on the Grandstand stretch of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway during the second Brickyard 400.
Apparently, there was quite a bit of *sibling rivalry*?
Anyway, Excide said (something like), "NOT with OUR car you won't!" to *Geoffrey* and gave 'em the boot by revoking their sponsorship & giving it to Jack Roush.
While tod?
Well tod was destined to (continue to) do exactly what you saw him do to 3 other cars, yesterday.
Although in all fairness, tod's *brand* of stupidity coupled with his reckless disregard for (any) life (whatsoever) earned him a modicom of fame in the "Jr" NASCAR Busch series where there were a lot of stupid drivers just like him to crash & mangle.
Stick with Michael Waltrip, sultan.
He's dumb; but, he's worthy of your pity.
For, "Life is tough but life's tougher when you're dumb."
...as the ol' song says? :o)
I humbly apologize, your *honor*. Won't happen again.
Yeah, I know. My drivers, including Jeff Gordon, my other fave, are kinda dumb...but in a luvable way.
Divide and conquer; don't you just love a good food fight?
"W" is on a roll!!!
FGS
FReegards...MUD
The Left's been doin' it to US fer years, but I see it going the other way now!!
Yes, I would have to say Dubyuh ROCKS...MUD
Yes...it it "one thing" you support or oppose, my FRiend?!!
"I think we need a serious cleansing of the judicial system. Just clean out the corrupt stench from the courts within as they all stink with treason and subversion."
We could undertake a full-fledged campaign for mass-Impeachment of Judges, and I'm sure we could probably disinfect this system of Judicial Activists in 5-10 years...LET's ROCK!!! RE-IMPEACH CLinton and IMPEACH Clinton's Judicial Nominees!!
FReegards...MUD
Hardy Har Har, my FRiends...MUD
What absolute FReepin' MOOO-larkey...SHEEEEEEESH!!! Steelers beat the friggin' Bengals...WOOO-HOOOO!! Skins are pre-ordained to be playing in--and most likely winning--the Super Bowl in January 2003...SITYS (10/14/02)!!!
And...Gephardt may pull a DavidBrock180 by becoming a Conservative Republican and renouncing everything the DemonRATS stand for!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin',
Where sleazy politics permeates the air.
He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee...
Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!
Moscow was a place people were dying...
Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!!
Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie...
Seeking meek folks to rule or a place to HIDE!!!
Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life...
Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Commies really CARE!!
He calls it Paradise, I don't know why...
Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Left got high!!
Then the Bureaucrats oozed down into the District...
With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!!
Where the petty people play, hungry for power,
Mandate their evil ways, to give them things to do!!
Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em...
Paid off a bunch of Democrats and the Media, they bought it!!
And they called it Paradise, the place to be...
Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!
You can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground...
Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago.
We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!"
We'll raze the Lib'rals burden down, bring the free man's reign!!
We will provide the grand design...
Yours is yours and mine is mine!!
We tried Left's Socialist ways for years...
It's time we end their Rule via Fear!
Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds...
They claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!
But you can see us there each Sunday mornin'...
Stand up and sing about what it's like up there!
We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why...
"GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS BILL GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
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