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Other Opiates - What kids know.
National Review Online ^ | September 3, 2002 | Mark Goldblatt

Posted on 09/03/2002 4:43:42 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl

September 3, 2002, 9:00 a.m.
Other Opiates
What kids know.

By Mark Goldblatt

t's a freshman writing assignment I give every semester: Respond in your journals to the following quotation: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." After the students copy the words into their notebooks, I ask them to name the author. I do this now out of a mixture of curiosity and masochism; very likely, none of them will know. In the ten years I've been assigning the quotation, only five students have immediately identified Karl Marx as the author - and all five were foreign students. So as usual, in the semester just ended, after the initial silence, I offered them a hint: The author was German.

They pondered this for a moment. Finally, an older black student named Maxine raised her hand. "Was it Martin Luther?"

The class roared with laughter.

Their reaction puzzled me. It didn't seem such a bad guess. Luther was German, and he did write about religion. As Maxine glanced around, another student tapped her on the shoulder. "Don't you know he was a brother?"

The reason for the laughter suddenly dawned on me. The entire class had assumed Maxine meant Martin Luther King - their jaws dropped as I explained who Martin Luther was.

That moment has stuck with me because it highlights what, to my mind, are the two great problems with students now entering college. The first is familiar enough: They don't know what they should know. The second is more subtle yet even more worrisome: They assume they know much more than they actually do know. In this instance, not only did the students fail to identify arguably the most famous quotation of the last two centuries, or to recognize the name of the leader of the Protestant Reformation, but they felt secure enough to laugh at an educated guess far closer to the mark than they realized.

Through the years, we've grown accustomed to New York City's students lagging behind the rest of the country's on standardized tests; accustomed, as well, to American students getting blown out of the water by their peers in Far East or European countries - or, indeed, in any country where hunger does not eclipse education as a parental concern. Less familiar are surveys in which American students show markedly higher rates of satisfaction with the poor education they are receiving; they are, in other words, utterly ignorant of their own ignorance.

It is a trend that should worry us because, unlike in the past, ignorance is no longer tempered with humility. Rather, after years of psychotherapy disguised as pedagogy, ignorance is now buoyed by self-esteem - which, in turn, makes students more resistant to remediation since they don't believe there's a problem. This resistance, indeed, is part and parcel of a wholly misplaced intellectual confidence that is the most serious obstacle to their higher education. For the last two decades, I've taught freshman courses at CUNY and SUNY colleges in the city; the majority of my students have been products of the city's public schools. I am saddened, therefore, to report that more and more of them are arriving in my classes with the impression that their opinions, regardless of their acquaintance with a particular subject, are instantly valid - indeed, as valid as anyone's. Pertinent knowledge, to them, is not required to render judgment.

Want to scare yourself? Sit down with a half-dozen recent public high-school graduates and ask them what they believe. Most are utterly convinced, for example, that President Kennedy was murdered by a vast government conspiracy. It doesn't matter to them that they cannot name the presidents before or after Kennedy. Or the three branches of government. Or even the alleged gunman's killer. Most are convinced, also, that AIDS was engineered by the CIA - even though they cannot state what either set of initials stands for. Most will voice passionate pro-choice views on abortion - even though they cannot name the decision that legalized it. Or report the number of judges on the Supreme Court. Or define the word "trimester." Most will happily hold forth on the hypocrisy of organized religion - even though they cannot name the first book of the Bible. Or distinguish between the Old and New Testaments. Or state the approximate year of Jesus's birth (a trick question). Most will bemoan global warming - even though they cannot name three greenhouse gases. Or convert Fahrenheit temperatures to Celsius. Or say what planetary phenomenon causes seasons.

Let me stress that I'm not talking about stupid kids - though yes, as painful as it is to acknowledge, there are in fact stupid kids. But in this case I'm talking about bright kids, talented kids, curious kids - kids who will occasionally concoct ingenious, if wrongheaded, theories to compensate for what they don't know. Several years ago, for instance, a student of mine suggested that a semi-colon got its name because it drew attention to the words around it. She thought the spelling was: "See me colon." Clearly, if she's clever enough to come up with that, she's clever enough to learn the proper use of semi-colons; it's just that no teacher ever bothered to correct her punctuation.

She, and students like her, have been robbed - and not simply of the instruction they should have received through 12 years of primary and secondary schools. They have been robbed of their entrée into serious cultural debate. Robbed even of the realization that they are stuck on the outside looking in. They are doomed to an intellectual life of cynicism without ever passing through knowingness, a life in which they grasp at platitudes to resolve momentary disagreements and do not possess the analytical wherewithal to pursue underlying issues.

They are lost generations. It's too late for them to catch up. But we owe it to their children to do better.

- Mark Goldblatt teaches at SUNY's Fashion Institute of Technology. His new novel is Africa Speaks. This essay first appeared in the New York Post three years ago.



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To: dd5339; ladylib
My favorite one is Mother of Divine Grace School. This is run by Laura Berquist, author of Designing Your Own Classical Curriculum
61 posted on 09/04/2002 7:32:54 AM PDT by TxBec
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To: Yeti
Listening to people like yourself, reading a few online articles..and studying the homeschool philosophy through various methods and reading the book "Dumbing Us Down: The Hidden Curriculum of Compulsory Schooling" helps understand the reasoning behind homeschooling and alternatives to public schools. I never even considered homeschooling as an alternative until it was pointed out to me from a friend (ONLINE)who homeschooled his 3 boys clear up to highschool. There is a freeper named "born in a rage" who has been collecting homeschool links for a very long time. (she's awesome BTW) Her links to previous articles etc., will give someone a great education about "education"..
62 posted on 09/04/2002 7:38:23 AM PDT by Freedom2specul8
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To: Yeti
"But you and gummi seem to have devoted considerably more study to the subject"

I doubt it yeti. I quit studying it a couple of years ago. (not speaking for gummy)

"Seems to me to be that the confluence of non-academic mass attitudinal therapy and weak academic instruction has left students unprepared for higher education. What does the article mean to you?"

I think that is well put. I'm not sure what primed the parental attitudes..I guess the words free education must have been the key.

63 posted on 09/04/2002 7:43:21 AM PDT by Freedom2specul8
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To: Marie
I, as a public school teacher, support and advocate home-schooling as the ultimate resource and teaching method for children. I applaud you.
64 posted on 09/04/2002 7:58:28 AM PDT by GummyIII
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To: dd5339
It's a great book! I follow it closely with my daughter, but my son requires a lot more flexability. My main philosophy is, get them READING and stress math. Everything else is gravy.
65 posted on 09/04/2002 12:42:11 PM PDT by Marie
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To: dd5339
OH! Check out http://www.narsonline.com/ for a graduation option! (I know it's a little early, but it helps to know all you options.)
66 posted on 09/04/2002 12:43:56 PM PDT by Marie
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To: GummyIII
Thanks, Gummy. MY FIL is a teacher and it's been a long road to win him over. (results speak louder than words)
67 posted on 09/04/2002 12:45:44 PM PDT by Marie
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To: Marie; TxBec; Vic3O3
Thanks for the info. It is probably a little early to look at graduation options for her as she's only 9 months old! I kind of have a feeling the time is going to fly though and I'm going to look back and wonder where it went.

Semper Fi
68 posted on 09/04/2002 12:51:45 PM PDT by dd5339
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To: bankwalker
Actually, "bald-faced lie" is correct and goes back to Elizabethan times. As memory serves, "bald" in this sense implies the terms "open," or "obvious.

Any of you less rusty on their etymology, feel free to correct me.

69 posted on 09/04/2002 1:02:24 PM PDT by Mugwump
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To: dd5339
I envy you. I wish I knew what I know now when my kiddos were that little. I'd have started them homeschooling right from the start (I know, better late than never and all that, but still...).. Take all the notes you can, explore all the different options you have and enjoy every minute of it : )
70 posted on 09/04/2002 2:50:49 PM PDT by TxBec
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
"They don't know what they should know. The second is more subtle yet even more worrisome: They assume they know much more than they actually do know."

I have taught on the university level for 20 years, and both of these statements are painfully true. The second is especially telling. Today's students really think they know a lot....seriously.

So do the public school certified-education-major teachers who "teach" them.

71 posted on 09/04/2002 5:34:07 PM PDT by Irene Adler
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To: mamelukesabre
How about, "It's a doggy-dog world"?
72 posted on 09/04/2002 5:36:53 PM PDT by Irene Adler
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To: banjo joe
"I went to high school in the '60's. Even then I realized I was learning more from my personal reading than I was learning in the required classes."

This was absolutely true for me, too, and the time period was the same. as well.

73 posted on 09/04/2002 5:40:52 PM PDT by Irene Adler
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
In this instance, not only did the students fail to identify arguably the most famous quotation of the last two centuries, or to recognize the name of the leader of the Protestant Reformation, but they felt secure enough to laugh at an educated guess far closer to the mark than they realized.

The cultural shift from honoring earned self-respect to handing out free "self-esteem" wasn't an accident.

You aren't likely to object to your indoctrination -- or even notice it -- if you can't think rationally and lack the humility to wonder if the things you believe are really true.

74 posted on 09/04/2002 5:58:23 PM PDT by Interesting Times
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To: ladylib
Well, parents who homeschool are usually very knowledgable about the shortcomings of the local public school.

I didn't realize until somewhere in my late 20's/early 30's how BADLY I had been screwed, education-wise. I knew next to nothing and despised learning because it had been such a depressing and frustrating experience. Now I'm a history bookaholic and homeschool......I simply will not allow my kids to waste away in the brain as I did. Thank goodness I recovered.

75 posted on 09/04/2002 6:12:47 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: HassanBenSobar
Maybe homeschooling will help, though I don't know a lot of Moms who can teach their kids calculus. Oh well...

I don't know many moms who can teach it either, but I also know hardly any people who need it.

For those students who want it or need it, there's online courses, community college, or taking the class when you start at a 4-year college.

76 posted on 09/04/2002 6:17:30 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta
I don't know many moms who can teach it either, but I also know hardly any people who need it.

Not everyone needs it. But it helps america keep a technological edge that a significant fraction CAN understand and use it. And lots of high-school age kids are capable of learning it. (One could argue that if home-schooled kids are so much better off than other students, they all ought to be able to learn advanced math as well as other advanced subjects). The same could be said for foreign languages (how many parents can speak more than one language?)--and foreign languages are easier learned when one is younger.

I'm not trying to bash homeschooling--parents who do this are obviously committed and serious about providing their kids with a good education. I just don't see it as a panacea. (I also think anti-intellectualism is as dangerous to the nation as the erosion of educational standards, but that's probably a better subject for a different thread).

77 posted on 09/04/2002 6:39:44 PM PDT by HassanBenSobar
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To: Irene Adler
The second is especially telling. Today's students really think they know a lot....seriously.

Most of us become aware of how little we know from year to year....until, at last, the universe is once again infinitely wondrous and we are very small. Perhaps it is possible for today's students to learn.

Thank you for hanging in there for 20 years.

78 posted on 09/04/2002 6:50:55 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: summer
Does this sound familiar, Teacher? (^:
79 posted on 09/04/2002 6:57:41 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Irene Adler
Oh that's a good one all right. I don't think I've heard that one yet, but I'll be on the lookout for it now.

Another thing that bugs me about kids these days is the way they use slang even in formal settings. For instance, the sentence: "Can I tell you somthing?" would often be pronounced different in a very casual setting, something like "Cin I tell ya somthin?" And words like cantchya(can't you) are also used in a casual settings. But you would think a college student would know better than to use this kinds of slang in a formal presentation in front of their class, wouldn't you? Well, they don't. You will hear this kind of slang even in a formal setting such as this.

It really really bugs me. They might as well turn around and rake their fingers on the chalkboard. It would have the same effect on my nerves.
80 posted on 09/08/2002 7:10:06 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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