Who will WEAR the "Gray DIVA" costumes? (I will do this in L.A., if I can keep the mask on.)
Good morning, Mr. RonDog. The man you are looking at is Gray Davis, one of our high-ranking state governors, whom we recently discovered is a top enemy agent. Upon learning this, we allowed Davis access to accurate information which will cause his candidacy severe destrutction if believed and acted upon.
Unfortunately, this man, 
Terry McAuliffe , Davis' only contact in America, discovered the information was accurate and reported to his superiors that Davis had defected. However, his superiors are aware McAuliffe is jealous of Davis. The truth or falsity of this information is so important that they are sending their most brilliant intelligence officer to investigate.
(Louis "pull my finger" Freeh)
Your mission, RonDog, should you decide to accept it, is to FReep Gray Davis while disguised as a "sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania".
And make the voters aware of the dangers of another four years of Davis in office.
As always, should you or any member of your FReeper Force be caught or arrested, the Free Republic Network will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Goog luck, RonDog.
Your mission, RonDog, should you decide to accept it...
LOL!
I am open to paying YOU to fly out here, if you will dress as the "Gray DIVA!" :o)
Seriously, SOMEONE has to do it. I am actually hoping to get SEVERAL FReepers - across the state - to wear similar costumes. This image of Davis as a prostitute will POWERFULLY resonate with CA voters, IMHO.
The OTHER costumed figure ("Super SIMON") is important, too.
I can see the Superman character actually talking to the media, giving quotes like:
"Bill Simon is no superhero. He's actually more like Clark Kent. Honest. Hard-working. NOT a politician." "Bill Simon's crime-fighting power comes not from some faraway planet, but from the BALLOT BOX, right here in California. Vote for Bill Simon, and Dump DAVIS!"
"Gray Davis is giving two-bit hookers a bad name. At least THEY are giving away THEIR OWN favors, not tax dollars from hard-working Californians."
"We need to DUMP DAVIS, and get rid of the graft in Sacramento. Bill Simon will make decisions based upon what is RIGHT for California, not on who paid him the most in campaign contributions."
Someone (male) from the prestigious Liberty Belles would be an IDEAL "Super" spokesman... [hint, hint]
