I'd be willing to do the Time Warp with my fellow FReepers,
but you want my body, in that get up? You got a cast iron stomach or sumthin'? :-)
The best I could do is play Eddie:
Or a fat version of Riff-Raff:
Your mission, RonDog, should you decide to accept it...LOL!
I am open to paying YOU to fly out here, if you will dress as the "Gray DIVA!" :o)
Seriously, SOMEONE has to do it. I am actually hoping to get SEVERAL FReepers - across the state - to wear similar costumes. This image of Davis as a prostitute will POWERFULLY resonate with CA voters, IMHO.
The OTHER costumed figure ("Super SIMON") is important, too.
I can see the Superman character actually talking to the media, giving quotes like:
"Bill Simon is no superhero. He's actually more like Clark Kent. Honest. Hard-working. NOT a politician."Someone (male) from the prestigious Liberty Belles would be an IDEAL "Super" spokesman... [hint, hint]"Bill Simon's crime-fighting power comes not from some faraway planet, but from the BALLOT BOX, right here in California. Vote for Bill Simon, and Dump DAVIS!"
"Gray Davis is giving two-bit hookers a bad name. At least THEY are giving away THEIR OWN favors, not tax dollars from hard-working Californians."
"We need to DUMP DAVIS, and get rid of the graft in Sacramento. Bill Simon will make decisions based upon what is RIGHT for California, not on who paid him the most in campaign contributions."
I'd be willing to do the Time Warp with my fellow FReepers,
but you want my body, in that get up? You got a cast iron stomach or sumthin'? :-)
The best I could do is play Eddie:
Or a fat version of Riff-Raff: