A day in the life of President Bush (photos): 8/27/02

yahoo.com, whitehouse.gov

[rintense]

President Bush met with Saudi Arabian Ambassador Prince Bandar bin Sultan at the Bush Ranch in Crawford, Texas today to discuss the Mideast, including Iraq. Bin Sultan still asserted the official Saudi opposition to any action against Iraq. Bush also pushed the Ambassador to do more for children- American citizens- who are being held in Saudi Arabia because their father's are living there. Bush specifically raised the case of Amjad Radwam, a 19-year-old U.S. citizen who was not allowed to leave Saudi Arabia with her mother, Monica Stowers, in 1985. Enjoy your daily dose of Dubya!

[kayak]

This cartoon goes well with the article you posted, Miss Marple, and your response, Kath .......

[NordP]

I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!

[justshe]

Good essay, Miss Marple. Thank you for posting the link. And you are correct. It is VERY 'readable' and makes complete sense!

[rintense]

F bombs are the only ones he'll be able to use in the coming weeks...

[jtill]

I don't have a demoncrat joke, but I thought all of the grannies on the Dose would get a chuckle out of this:

No Prayers Needed at Grandma's House

Little Johnny and his family were having dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away.

"Johnny, wait until we say our prayer."

"I don't have to." The boy replied.

"Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook!"

[admiralsn]

I have been waiting for this Dose to post this one joke:

G.W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No,thanks. Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a "Whorehouse".

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead. Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

[MamaB]

Yeah, I was born in the small town of Houston in Chickasaw County. It is about 25 miles south of Tupelo. We have lived here in Huntsville, AL since hubby graduated from Miss. State. We love it here. I lacked about 3 classes graduating!!

[Kath]

Exactally!!!! They won't say so publicly but they want us to take him out.

[chnsmok]

Does anyone remember a thread during the election mess that was soooo funny my spirits were instantly lifted? If so, is it still available? I think I had it saved many motherboards and harddrives ago.

[JoysKid]

Happy

Birthday,

OhioWfan!!

Hope it was a good one!

[admiralsn]

My personal favorite Election 2000 Joke:

Q: How many West Palm Beach voters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Buchanan!

[ohioWfan]

Thanks, alnick! It was a good one!

[chnsmok]

I love that joke!

[ohioWfan]

Yep I am. Yep I do too. Yep she is! :o)

[chnsmok]

Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

[hoosierpearl]

Who is it who picked your birthday so it would turn out to be your anniversary? My husband did that, picked a wedding date really close to my birthday, so we'd only have to celebrate once! He teases me about it all the time. But it really did work out that way, it is also close to Thanksgiving so we celebrate the anniversary and my birthday at the same time, once not twice. Life isn't fair.

[ohioWfan]

Hope it was a good one!

It was wonderful, JoysKid, and Eric called from Virginia to wish me a Happy Birthday!

[McLynnan]

Thank you, Kitkat. Did you see Miss Marple's Post#97? She was kind enough to post the whole thing. See what you think of it.

[Miss Marple]

Thanks for that article! It was a great read!

[kayak]

Well, I don't know if this is what you're referring to but it had me literally rolling on the floor, gasping for breath. I don't know if it's as funny now but at the time of all the tension of that awful post-election period, it was one of the most hilarious things I ever read.

The Keywords are Humor and Gore .....

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