[JustAmy]

A blonde was hired to paint the yellow stripes on a highway. The first day, she painted ten miles of road. The second day, she only painted five. Her boss, seeing how she was getting slower, decided to give her a day off, thinking that she needed a rest.

When she came back the next day, she only painted 0.5 miles of road.

Her now discouraged boss came up to her and said, "Excuse me, but why have you been painting less and less each day, even after I gave you a day off?"

"Simple," the blonde answered. "I've been getting farther away from the paint can!"

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Ta Da

[Pippin]

OH! AMY!!!!

[Dubya]

"Hospital"




In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out
forms, others were being interviewed and still others were being escorted to
their rooms.

An elderly woman hesitatingly entered my cubicle. She had completed her
admitting forms and, upon my request, handed me her insurance cards. I
typed the neccessary information and then asked her the reason for her
coming to the hospital.

"Just to visit a friend," she said, "but this had taken so long, I'm not
sure I have time now."

[lodwick]

May I send you a check for your new joke book?

The blonde and the paint can is tremendous. Thanks for the spewed monitor.

[Aquamarine]

That's funny!

[ladyinred]

"Simple," the blonde answered. "I've been getting farther away from the paint can!"

So like, what's so funny about that? :)