A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day Weekend 08-24,25-02

Billie and Mama_Bear

[JustAmy]

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do *you* know, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so"

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous - of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, them no-one will know"

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "... and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that drunken Nun again is it?"

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Heh Heh Heh ..... hope JustAmy doesn't come home for awhile.

[Pippin]

AMY!

FRANK'S Out Again!

[JustAmy]

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady near a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".

I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

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Heh Heh Heh

[Pippin]

AMY!!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

Folks, I just received the report from the Medical Examiner of Harris County concerning the death last October of our beloved freeper Herb Meadows AKA Chief Negotiator.........

Please make sure to ping me to that! Thanks.....

[Pippin]

Good evening, Meek!

[Pippin]

LOUIE!!!!!!!!!

[Pippin]

Good night everybody!

Gotta get up at 5:00 in the morning.

SEEYA! tomorrow.

[JustAmy]

I still have no cookies!

[JustAmy]

Okay JustFrank .... Get Off The Computer Now!

[LadyX]

Meekie, sorry to interject a sad note here, but the thread has already been posted.
We have no real closure.

Do a 'User Name' Search on COB1 to get there.

[Aquamarine]

AUTOPSY AND INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS ON THE DEATH OF CHIEF NEGOTIATOR

[MeekOneGOP]

Looks like she found yesterday's thread!!

LOL!

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey, Miss Clara!

[ladyinred]

AMY!!!!

Hee hee, it wasn't me misbehaving today! Did you call Billie on JustFrank? :)

[ladyinred]

Hi, Lady! I'm still reading last night's to see if the Net Nanny really did need to scold anyone! :)

Huh Oh!

[MeekOneGOP]

sorry to interject a sad note here, but the thread has already been posted.

Thank you. Yeah, I just saw my ping from COB1......
......and pinged it along also, of course...

[ladyinred]

It all started when ladyinred appointed herself as NetNanny, then it went downhill from there. I got so embarrassed that I had to leave!

Oh Sure!!!!! Blame it all on me!

[ladyinred]

Give us the address of the institu um - 'place' so we can send Care packages . . .)

LOL! They let me out on good behavior! I stayed away from here all day so I couldn't get in trouble again!
Your comment was so funny though, I had to jump in!

[ladyinred]

I heard it got a little wild after I left last night.

Little Eddie Haskellette! :)