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To: Mixer; MeeknMing; LadyX; WVNan; lodwick; ST.LOUIE1; chadsworth; jkphoto; Mr_Mayor; ClaraSuzanne
Looking to buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?"

The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.

"No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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That's two that passed! This is hard work!!

178 posted on 08/23/2002 12:02:44 PM PDT by JustAmy
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To: JustAmy
Is this Amy or Frank?
179 posted on 08/23/2002 12:03:55 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: JustAmy
... rat's a ventriloquist?

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRgggggggggghhhhhhhhh ;-)

It's a tough job you've taken on - telling jokes in the clean room. Keep'em coming.
182 posted on 08/23/2002 12:06:30 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: JustAmy; lodwick
Both of those jokes were very funny.....Thanks for sharing.
190 posted on 08/23/2002 12:18:00 PM PDT by Mixer
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To: JustAmy

195 posted on 08/23/2002 12:22:17 PM PDT by WVNan
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To: JustAmy
Now let's see if I can find my APPLAUSE graphic! That was really cute!!

Ok, it may not have been THAT good, but it's the best I could find on short notice! :) (Darn, those hands look like hillary clinton clapping)

200 posted on 08/23/2002 12:31:33 PM PDT by Billie
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To: JustAmy; Billie; daisyscarlett; All
Caught for speeding:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The
guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop
finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

304 posted on 08/23/2002 5:01:46 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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