A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 08-23-02

Billie

[WVNan]

I hope that everyone will enjoy that picture, but expecially the song. I love that song because it expresses what I wish for everyone. It's sort of a prayer in song. It's also a special gift for LadyX.

[Mixer]

[lodwick]

[Pippin]

LOL!!!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Hmmmm....looks like this is turning into a Frog Day afternoon.

And look at you on the bottom....

...just laughin' your little frog legs off.

[JustAmy]

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a

beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

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It's tough finding jokes that Billie will let me post. :(

[Pippin]

IS this that bluegrass group?

The "Froggy" Bottom Boys?

[WVNan]

Giggle

[Pippin]

Maybe next time! LOL!!

[Billie]

Hmmmm....looks like this is turning into a Frog Day afternoon. And look at you on the bottom.... ...just laughin' your little frog legs off. LOL! Yesterday was Dog Day....today is Frog Day!!!! I KNOW I have a frog! I gotta have a frog to post!

[Pippin]

I liked the Froggy Bottom Boys better!

[Billie]

Got it! But which one is loddy? You didn't identify him! Now we've already done a profile on him - in the first week (the end of June), so.....which one is loddy? :)

[Pippin]

Loddy = Lodwick

He's the one in the baseball cap.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Mama_Bear!!! I'm SORRY!!!!!

Louiebear missed your post to him. : (

Is he forgiven? : )

[LadyX]

You nailed it with that song, Nan!

A lot of us here have A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E !!!

Greetings...:)))

[Pippin]

I have CATITUDE!

[Billie]

Thanks, Nan! Funny the direction one turns, isn't it? We've all turned into frogs for some reason!

[JustAmy]

Looking to buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?"

The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.

"No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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That's two that passed! This is hard work!!

[Pippin]

Is this Amy or Frank?

[Billie]

Hi,

Where's your frog? Everybody's gotta have a frog today. LOL