[tomkow6]

Bob prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party he was giving.
In his haste, however, he forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti
sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. He was worried about
spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. He called
the local Poison Control Center and voiced his concern. They
advised Bob to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered
to answer it.

"Hey, Bob! It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know
how the spaghetti sauce turned out."

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL!! This one is for the email list. Thank you for the chuckle.