[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL!! This one is for the email list. Thank you for the chuckle.

[tomkow6]

Have another:

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet,
and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought:
well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?

And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."

[tomkow6]

On our last vacation, my wife and I saved some money by staying in a cheap hotel.

Just as we were falling asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a
banging headboard from the next room.
At first we were amused by the amorous couple.
After five minutes it had lost its charm.
After ten minutes we were a little annoyed.
After fifteen minutes, we were just plain ticked off , as it was keeping us awake.
After half an hour we were incensed!
After an hour we were pretty damned impressed.