[tomkow6]

Have another:

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet,
and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought:
well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?

And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."

[tomkow6]

Where are you?

[Mr_Magoo]

THE COLLECTION PLATE:

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1000 in the collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church.

That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

"Oh, $20,000 a week."

"your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"

"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno.