[Physicist]

"Press the Meat"

[Joee]

More SLEEZE to tune out!!!!

[vannrox]

Good for them. Its not going to make me switch from FoX.

[Brytani]

I'll watch Clinton's show long enough to find out who's buying advertising on it, then start a boycot that won't end for years.

[mewzilla]

Attention CBS stockholders....

[lawdog]

How about a new version of "To Tell The Truth" ?

LOL!!!!!!!

[lawdog]

Or, " What's My Lie" ?

[harpo11]

Oh what fun... a new x-rated Twilight Spin Zone series.

[Revolting cat!]

No freaking way! These TV airheads get paid (do they!) but they do woik for the money and more important and an insurmountable obstacle for our white trash would-be Elvis, they have to show up more or less on time, even though most of this stuff is taped. No freaking way!

One last "right circumstance" that the networks could not accept: the talk shows are generally about the guests not about the hosts! The "right circumstance" for Toon would be to have a forum to make daily one hour speeches.

[skeeter]

Pathetic how the FOBs are desperate to get Bill in front of the camera again. They can't seem to grasp what David Brinkley concluded - Clinton is a stone cold bore and he can't afford to do the only thing that would make his show a success - spontaneous interaction with guests & viewers. They'd cut him a new arse every episode.

I hope CBS blows their whole wad on this farce. Bill'll flop worse'n Donawho.

[thinktwice]

Bob Barker's replacement?

[Texas Eagle]

New slogan: See B.S. on CBS

[John W]

Does a day ever go by when some clintoon butt-person doesn't somehow manage to get this pos's name in the news?

[Valin]

Spanish Pipedream (AKA Blow Up Your TV)
© John Prine

She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol
And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal
Well she pressed her chest against me
About the time the juke box broke
Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck
And these are the words she spoke

Chorus:
Blow up your TV throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own

Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do

Blow up your TV throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own


Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place
When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
I said "You must know the answer."
"She said, "No but I'll give it a try."
And to this very day we've been livin' our way
And here is the reason why

We blew up our TV threw away our paper
Went to the country, built us a home
Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches
They all found Jesus on their own

[joyful1]

If Monica Lewinsky is a guest, I'm watchin!

[reg45]

Clinton's co-host - Anna Nicole Smith!