"Some days ... I just want to go up to the closest black person and say...then slap him...

Kathleen Parker ^ | August 21, 2002 | Jewish World Review

[Terriergal]

Unbelieveable. Which way is up again???

[makoman]

I love soul food....will I qualify?

[Orbiter]

Because you're white, and the assumption is you already have enough money. Since when, anymore, does logic or fairness factor into the National debate?

[SJackson]

I love soul food....will I qualifyYES

I love it too.

You qualify.

When you figure out what we get (I'm white, I think), let me know.

Enough of us, we can have a Freeper party.

[CougarGA7]

I'm not really looking so much for fair as much as I'm looking for a little common sense. Living in New Mexico, I don't know too many blacks, but the few I do know think that reparations are rediculous.

[Mike-o-Matic]

Now that you mention it, I think most of us have some black, curly hair... you know, um, er... nevermind.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

If my memory of history serves correctly, Africa was indeed generous back during the slave days. Africans sold each other into slavery with great enthusiasm. According to one prominent historian, the sharks still heavilly populate the old slave routes the ships went on. 200 million slaves thrown overboard, I think he said. Rush quotes him sometimes. A historian of the highest order.

I take a special interest in oppression against blacks. Particularly with regard to the righteous cause of rape-erations. You see, I'm riddled with guilt.

My ancestors had a secret plantation in Switzerland. They managed to smuggle African slaves in there somehow, to get this Swiss cotton field started. They put the slaves in laderhosen, taught them how to yodel, and had them swing from ropes to pick cotton along the cliffs of the Swiss Alps. You know how cunning the Swiss are. My ancestors foresaw that there would be rape-erations one day, which is why they migrated to Switzerland in the first place. And each generation pretends to be poor, working blue collar so no one would know how rich we are.

But here I am, feeling guilty about all this slave-labor money I inherited. So I agree that we should all be sued. I know the Irish had their little tobacco fields hidden away too. No need in denying it. The Chinese had black slaves making little umbrellas for everyone's drinks. The Australians had African slaves to hunt kangeroos. Where do people think pouches really come from, huh?

We haven't been fooling anyone. Not even the secret plantations in Antarctica.

Guilt ridden FReegards....

[ladyinred]

I haven't seen you in ages! Great to see you here!

Happy New Year across the Pond!

[ladyinred]

Oh Ha Ha. Can I ping Senator Lott to this article? I betcha he would get a belly laugh out of this one!

[mikeb704]

It might make Chester quite CHEERful.