Sharpton Nurses Fantasy Of Debating George Bush

The New York Sun ^ | 8/19/02 | BENJAMIN SMITH

[mgc1122]

Among the Rev.'s other fantasies -- declaring himself King of the Swaziland or failing that, someday fitting into a size 32 wait pair of pants.

[mhking]

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[mhking]

Revrum Sharphead wouldn't last a minute in a debate where yelling at your opponent couldn't be used as a tactic.

Then again, if he lucked up and got Tom Brokaw or Peter Jennings as the moderator...

[Momaw Nadon]

Oh please Al, please come bring it on!

I'd go out and buy a TIVO just to record this "debate."

ROTFLMAO!!!

[DWSUWF]

LOL!

Go Al Go!

Just remember, this isn't just another fat-ass pimp you want to shuck and jive with here... This is the President of the United States you want to debate...

On debate night you will be required to check your pearl-handled, nickel-plated .32 and switchblade at the door.

[Sabertooth]

What's Al, about a c-cup?

[11th Earl of Mar]

“It is a mistake to pooh-pooh Al Sharpton”

Is that a reference to Shapton's Twana Brawley case where she claimed some white boys 'poo-poo'ed' her?

[Kenton]

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, let this be true! This is the Democrats' worst nightmare come true! A Ralph Nader for the 21st Century!

Al will drag the Democrats so far to the left in the primaries they will have to do something really dramatic in order to either pull him and his illiterate voters back under the Democratic banner, or they will have to destroy him politically and face having him play the race card against them (and I do so love watching the Democrats eat one of their own).

Any concessions that the Annointed Nominee would have to make to Rev. Al would be like open sores for somebody aspiring to become leader of all the people... Al Sharpton's candidacy is pure manna from heaven for the Republicans.

[mombonn]

“My fantasy for the past year has been to debate George Bush,” he said.

Ok, here's my fantasy - to see Al debate sinator hillary! and algore in the democrat primaries.

Bring on the popcorn!

[xJones]

Is that a reference to Shapton's Twana Brawley case where she claimed some white boys 'poo-poo'ed' her?

Ah yes, Twana Brawley, the girl that stayed out late and created a whole fraud to get out of trouble. IIRC, Bill Cosby even volunteered money to the cause, only to find out that Tawana lied like crazy. And that hoax was what brought Sharpton to national attention as he championed her lies.

Damn, I am tired of these lying hucksters. The worst I've ever seen is Billy Bubba Clinton. Liars, not a word of truth in them, just after power and MONEY.

[Sloth]

I'm sorry, but I cannot get past the expression "Sharpton nurses [anything]"... it brings images to mind that are too unspeakably vile to bear. Please refrain from this pairing of words in the titles of any threads you post in the future, or indeed, hopefully anything that is said or thought for the rest of human existence. Thank you.

[meenie]

I'm enthused with Al for the Democritter nomination. This should smoke the other Al and Hillary out. The choice will not be easy for the Dums in the primary between these three sterling characters.

[xJones]

I'm enthused with Al for the Democritter nomination. This should smoke the other Al and Hillary out.

That is a positive thought. A ray of sunshine. Picture it now: Al Sharpton, Al Gore and Hillary debating each other. WWF could never hope to equal it. Gore would go down first, and if we're placing bets, I'd go for Hillary doing something we can't mention here to Sharpton. :D

[Mr. Jeeves]

Sharpton Nurses Fantasy Of Debating George Bush

How could any of Sharpton's nurses get enough time off from their duties at the mental ward to prepare for something like that?

[Freemeorkillme]

So Al Sharpton is, for the moment, doing the things presidential candidates do.

So he’s formed an exploratory committee. It includes the former Bronx Democratic Party leader, Roberto Ramirez; a deputy mayor from the Dinkins administration, Bill Lynch; a Princeton professor, Cornel West, and a public relations man who advises actor Leonardo DiCaprio and labor leader Dennis Rivera, Ken Sunshine.

Uh, Al, Exploratory Committee exploring what? Need that many people to locate the truth? Having problems tying your shoes? Navel lint causing nasty rashes again? Oh, wait, Oh, no, Oh, no, HE'S CROSSING THE BRIDGE!!! He's coming to Jersey!

[Terridan]

But, I "AX you", when will this take place??? Can't wait...

[Bigg Red]

“My fantasy for the past year has been to debate George Bush,” he said

Reminds me of that old joke:
GWB: I'd enter a battle of with with you, Al, but I don't
believe is fighting an unarmed man.

[MadIvan]

He's an utter fool. Virtually every other comment out of his mouth is an offense to the white community; under these circumstances, how does he expect people to vote for him?

The first African American President of the United States, with God's grace, will be Condi Rice.

Regards, Ivan