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To: Billie; Mama_Bear; WVNan; ClaraSuzanne; ladyinred
Isn't that the sweetest? I haven't added her to my profile page but I have saved it and will add it later.
I like the ones of you and Mama_Bear playing dress-up!




PS: Billie;
JustFrank has a joke he's anxious to tell so he wants me to ask if you are going to leave for awhile at 2:00 California time again.


JustFrank.

157 posted on 08/19/2002 12:40:49 PM PDT by JustAmy
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To: JustAmy; lodwick; xJones; homeschool mama; BeforeISleep; HiJinx; Mr_Magoo
Naming The States

Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it to a practice to visit the classes from time to time.

One day a week, he walked into Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying American History.

Mr. Jones asked the class how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names.

He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.

From the back of the room a student yelled, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13!"
158 posted on 08/19/2002 12:45:51 PM PDT by whoever
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To: chadsworth; COB1; lodwick; ST.LOUIE1; Kathy in Alaska; ladyinred
Woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!!!!"

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I'm using JustAmy's account while she is having lunch! heh heh

160 posted on 08/19/2002 12:59:41 PM PDT by JustAmy
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To: JustAmy; Billie; ST.LOUIE1
I like the ones of you and Mama_Bear playing dress-up!

Look again, Amy. That is YOU there with Billie. Now, why would you think that was me? I AM as innocent as I look, don'tcha know. You can ask anyone......(except Louie, who knows what he would tell you?). ;-) LOL!

166 posted on 08/19/2002 2:07:49 PM PDT by Mama_Bear
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