[JustAmy]

Woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!!!!"

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I'm using JustAmy's account while she is having lunch! heh heh

[whoever]

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer...

1. If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

2. To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

3. If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

4. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

5. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

6. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

7. When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

8. "Help" with the chores is just a click away.

9. You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.

10. We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

11. To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

12. Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

13. To undo a mistake, click on "back".

14. Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".