Posted on 08/18/2002 8:29:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
I like to bake
my name's Martha Stewart
Someone's trying to drag me in the sewer
I did no wrong
I'm being persecuted
Those after me are really quite deluded
Do ya think I'm sexy
do ya like my cookies
There is more where that came from
I can certify I've got no Cooper's Droopers
Come on here and get you some
They dig for sex, Drudge is now reporting
They got my e-mails
with Flynt they'll be consorting
They know that I am hot and cannot hide their arousal
Causing grief when arguments are spousal
That GOP I am afraid will not be quitting
Into their tossed salad like Jesse I'll be spitting
Do ya think I'm sexy
do ya like my cookies
There is more where that came from
I can certify I've got no Cooper's Droopers
Come on here and get you some
I hate that right wing
they will not stop at anything
Just like Starr had done to the Sinkmaster
(musical break)
I told the truth despite that lie detector
Now over my head there hangs an awful specter
Oh, what now
my soufflé is falling
I feel like sitting on my floor and balling
No one is watching
they are all changing the channel
Bill gave me kneepads that have been lined with golden flannel
Do ya think I'm sexy
do ya like my cookies
There is more where that came from
I can certify I've got no Cooper's Droopers
Come on here and get you some
God bless you, son.
CBS News not only isnt embarrassed that one of its stars hosted a fundraiser for President Clinton, it publicized the event. Do-it-yourself maven Martha Stewart may not cover politics, but she is a regular on CBSs This Morning. On the June 13 Saturday Morning, Mark Knoller showed a clip of Clinton at a fundraiser saying: "Let me first thank Martha Stewart for having us here." She credited the assembled Democrats: "Im so happy that you could show your generosity of spirit and pocketbook."
Knoller set the mood: "She whipped up a festive lunch, very much in the Martha Stewart style. Take a look at the program, tastefully bordered in red and white checkerboard. Not only did it present the luncheon menu of oven-cured tomatoes, peachwood-smoked salmon, and shortcakes with strawberries, you get the recipes for each dish, as well. Seems like a reasonable bonus for $5,000 a plate."
I'm just a irrational human. I rooted for JR Ewing back in the Dallas days.
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