Survive This! The two girls kidnapped and raped in the Antelope Valley are set to host primetime NBC

New Times ^ | ANTOINE OMAN

[VadeRetro]

IT's FAKE. ITS a JOKE.

No fair actually reading the article before reacting! Are you trying to make the rest of us look bad?

[sinkspur]

what if it isn't humor?

Are you kidding?

This is ONION stuff.

[headsonpikes]

Bump your sentiments.

This is really pretty good; reminds me of a good MAD Magazine story-line, or some of the '50s pulp sci-fi.

This is the best sort of 'Art' a decadent age such as ours can produce. ;^)

[Physicist]

what if it isn't humor?

This is the funniest satire I've read in months. If it's true, then it's funnier than Bobby Ray Inman's televised crack-up, and that just doesn't happen.

[RightOnline]

Welcome to America in 2002.

Get kidnapped and raped and you're an instant hero/celebrity.

[Physicist]

Ping. Can't miss this one.

[StopDemocratsDotCom]

OK, it's humor. I just called the magazine.

[headsonpikes]

I can remember when a thread like this would have had considerably more play.

Even if A+Bert didn't show up. ;^)

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Is this based on the hoax report?

[headsonpikes]

This is, in fact, the hoax, as it were. :)

[Billthedrill]

Durn it. I was about ready to break out the story of how I got bit by Mrs. Stephens's dog in the summer of '64. This was my big chance. I coulda been a star...

[WriteOn]

Television perverts everything.

[JulieRNR21]

The show should be called 'Exploit Me'....Voyeurism has become all the rage.....I can't image that this show is part of 'closure' or 'healing'....It's really about 'cashing in' before the 15 minutes of fame are over!